Speedball the Wild Motorcyclist ( sang by Ray Stevens )

Speedball the Wild Motorcyclist
Sang by Ray Stevens
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Lyrics
---------------------------------------------- ( Spoken )
Here he come . there he go .

(brrrrrrrrr ) boon boon boon
(brrrrrrrrrr) boon boon boon
Well Speedball the wild motorcyclist rode his motorcycle very fast . With a TWIST OF THE WRIST he's give it the gas there wasn't nothing on the rode he couldn't pass .
He had a big black leather jacket with a eagle on the back and zippers up the sleeves ,and when he rode down the road his long black razor duck tail just blowed in the breeze .

Every night he'd rev up his motor and drag down the main street of town . He had plenty of nerve , he'd swerve on a curve . He love to run those pedestrians down .
(Aaaaaaaaaa! ) ( Spoken )
Look out here come that happy fool on that Harley !
Say how do you know he's happy ?
Say by the bugs on his teeth !
What out ! here he comes !
( brrrrrrrrr ) boon boon boon
( brrrrrrrrr ) boon boon boon

Well Speed had a girl name of Sugar Beet Say , my , she was a lovey child .
When she sit back of Speed on the buddy seat , You know It'd drive old Speed Ball wild ., and she'd say ,

Come on baby , so lets get some kicks , so lets make it , so lets dig out ,
so let drag man come on cool daddy let hear them tires screech on that concrete .
ya ya ya .
She'd talk that trash oohhhh Speed liked that it'd tear him up . oohhhh
He'd just lose his mind , He'd say hang on baby . He'd just twist that handle bar
and brrrrrrrr He's dig off and burn that rubber for half a mile .
( brrrrrrrrr ) boon boon boon
( brrrrrrrrr ) boon boon boon

Well one night he was rolling down the highway Sugar Beet was hanging on
riding double , When he heared that Police siren screaming he knew he was in for some trouble , So he gave it the gas an watched his speedometer needle say 110 , Then he looked back around and he smiled cause he knew he done out run the Police again .

Well he thought he was the king of the highway ,And that's when he ran out of luck ,Yeah , Just for a thrill , he passed on a hill and BLAT! right into a truck . ((Spoken))
Whoa it was terrible , when the Police found them the next morning they was
both hanging up in a tree. That motorcycle was tore all to pieces .
But Speedball and Sugar Beet ? They weren't hurt much . No they wasn't .
Say he just broke his arm in 7 places , And all it did to her was smear her lipstick ...
Alllllll ovverrrr the highway !

But you know it wasn't serious an when they got out of the hospital , They learned
their lesson , an from now on they going to play it safe , They going to take that
greyhound and leave the driving to that smiley cat on TV , And everythings is gonna
be cool . " YA "

OOHHH
That's the story about Speed Ball the wild motorcyclist that don't ride his motor
no more , YA Speedball the wild motorcyclist done found a better way to go .




( brrrrrrrrr ) boon boon boon
( brrrrrrrrr ) boon boon boon

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[192837Cody]

love this song but wats with the lego deal

[Mandolin1234]

I thought it was funny .

[dogsknobs]

was waiting for a car to come on the track as it looked like scallectric./ 

[Mandolin1234]

@hollemonster

Glad you like the song,

Sorry but I don't have the song about a soap opera .

[Mandolin1234]

Glad you like the song ,

Sorry I don't have the song about a soap opera .

[bayyliner]

SUNG by Ray Stevens!

[JOHNNYJOEPOKEON]

IT SUCK,S BIG TIME

[dukesfan1976]

just for a thrill he passed on a hill and(BLAP) right into a truck ;-D

[petahawk]

it's funny :)

[realswellguy]

Haven't heard this nutty number in

40 years! Thank you for putting this

one up! Thankyouthankyouthankyou!