Shit Customers Say... To Servers

I couldn't help myself! With all the "Shit ____ say" videos going around, I just had to jump on board of the band wagon and make one of my own! Being a server, I hear this stuff just about everyday. I know my fellow servers will understand & you may relate as an annoying customer lol. Don't get offended, it's all for laughs... and education! And always tip properly (20%)! Enjoy! :)

PS- I know there's a million other annoying things customers do that I didn't include but the video could have gone on for hours! Lol. Maybe I'll make a part 2!

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[SkullPunt]

You know what? You don't wanna tip? FINE! Fuck your condiments, fuck your food allergies, fuck you not wanting to sit near the fucking door, fuck the way you want your steak cooked, fuck your lemons, fuck your napkins, fuck water refills you can dehydrate and fucking die, fuck the playful banter you suckers eat right up, fuck everything you want ON THE SIDE, fuck your coupons, fuck your noisy ass family, fuck all your questions, FUCK ALL THIS NICE SHIT YOU WANT FROM A SERVER!!!!

[TheRockin50s]

@SkullPunt LOL damn, someone had a rough shift lately. but yes i agree!!!

[PagliacciCanio]

PERFECT. Now, I need to do one, "Shit Servers Say... To Cooks..."

[TheRockin50s]

@PagliacciCanio WHY IS MY FOOD TAKING SO LONG?! lol

[drgoodspd]

ME : Hello folks, how are you?

THEM : Ice tea....

[TheRockin50s]

@rockwjz thats exactly the point. prime example of what servers deal with daily.

[AlexBergerPiano]

why cant everyone just order one fucking drink!! what are they camels?? btw great video everyone i work with loves it

[DONCORLEONEpicha]

@PagliacciCanio "I need it on the fly! The other server I had the party with forgot to ring it in NOT MY FAULT!"

"Julio! I need some marinara sauce!"

"Jose! POLLO!!!! AQUI!.. wait ..was that the word for 'now'?

"So they wanted this pizza a quarter cheese, quarter margarita, quarter pepperoni and quarter sausage.. I'm sorry! *walks away* not my damn fault bitch you go tell the table you can't make it"

"Wanna make me breakfast?? :)..Just something, what was that thing you made me last Sunday?"

[sgtmathewsusmc]

@Marsvolta451 I'm a server/bartender. I only drink water at restaurants, but I'm also a guaranteed 20% tip for shitty service and up to 50% for good service.

[sgtmathewsusmc]

@Qwerty0791 shit, I carry. I just haven't lost it yet.

[sgtmathewsusmc]

"Why don't you smile more, you should smile more, aren't you happy?"

[sgtmathewsusmc]

I want my restaurant to have no servers or bartenders on for one week. Just tables and people working the cashier counter. See how much the mother fuckers that don't tip like having to get their own 40 refills on their coke with extra, extra, extra ice. In 2007 tips averaged to 18% by the end of the night at checkout. These days i'm sitting at 12% thinking, why oh why didn't I spit in everyone's food?!?

[krisrk]

@SkullPunt Well with that type of shitty attitude as a server... I wouldn't tip you either. And I've waited tables before. But sometimes even if you're a good server, customers can still be assholes and they don't even realize it because they are idiots.

[spearminthappenings]

Lawl, spot on! The one that drives me craziest is "I want a cheeseburger" "okay, and what would you like on that cheeseburger?" "well, what comes on it?" "everything would be: onion, pickle, ketchup, and mustard;but we can put whatever you want on it." "okay. I don't want anything on it." "alright, nothing on it, so a plain cheeseburger?" "yes, but I want cheese on it." Dear god, that drives me nuts. If there were no cheese on it it would be a hamburger - cheese is what distinguishes the 2. Pla

[AGdollmagical]

Lol