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"Are you new from around here? (Yes) Would you like me to show you around? (No) because I've never met a pretty girl like you :D
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"Hello, do you believe in love at first site? (No) me neither... would you like to go out sometime?!" :D
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Is your name Gina? Because I want your va-Gina. >:D
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He walked around, so un-confident lol
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guy got a nice heavy voice.
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i cant remember the song their playing at 0:48 is it Green day, The Killers, or some other song?
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Best pick up line ever.
INTERCOURSE!!!!!!!!I WANT TO HAVE INTERCOURSE NOW!!!!!
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Do you live on a chicken farm? Cause you sure know how to raise cock.
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that was dum
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The "did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" doesn't really make sense cause technically a "fallen angel" is a demon.
ConstipatedAssassin 2 years ago 67
Man: did it hurt
Woman: what
Man: when you fell from heaven
Woman: awwwww
Man: cuz your face is really fucked up
Coryfart 10 months ago 31