Ellen DeGeneres, Will you be my... Commencement Speaker?
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"Stop being a fucking asshole. You do not go to the school so shut the fuck up". Goucher class of 2008 mother fucker. You know who we got to speak for our commencement. Mathew Modine and the only reason we got him was because his son was going to the college at the time. Goucher is cheap as fuck. Ellen will never come to Goucher because Goucher can never afford her. No matter how much calculated quirk and liberal BS you put on film. Fucking deal with it and have fun with your useless degrees.
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Are you all morons? I'm sorry but do you seriously think if you make a fucking youtube video that Ellen DeGeneres is going to be commencement speaker a goucher just because it's totally cool liberal feminist LGBT friendly school! THAT IS NOT HOW THE WORLD WORKS! I'm sure Ellen would totally love to be commencement speaker right after you pony up the $50,000 speakers fee. Hell I'm probably low balling it. So yeah...good luck raising that money.
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So true, Ellen and Goucher are both awesome!! She should totally come here!
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We'll send it to her once we get enough views. Also, please join the Facebook event "bring Ellen DeGeneres to Goucher College!!" thank you!!!
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@AuntLin1 There is a place on her website for people to submit cool videos and tell her how awesome she is. Hint hint...
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Did this get sent out to her yet??? When will this air???
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If Ellen came to Goucher it would change my life!!!!!
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Ellen is awesome!! Come to Goucher!
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I would love if Ellen was our Commencement Speaker!!!!!
"Ellen is always sunny. And it is always sunny at Goucher! .. when it's not raining"
ELLEN HAS TO COME TO GOUCHER AFTER HEARING THIS!!! :D lol
dannguyenluver 1 month ago 14
Ellen you would be the PERFECT person for the job!!! Goucher is all about everything you stand for!
YouretheMann 1 month ago 5