NSP - No Reason Boner

Find the NSP album on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/nsfw/id471083577

In this episode Danny and Ninja Brian deal candidly with their massive erectile issues. Actually, just Danny.

Check out Ninjasexparty.com for more hot action!

Starring:

Ninja Sex Party (Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian)

Special guests:

Zach Hagen
Jo-Ann Harrold
Janelle Hawkes
Dan Hodapp
Julie Katz
Kellie McCants
Mookie Thompson
Ashley Wilson

Directed by Jim Turner
Produced by Ninja Sex Party and Jim Turner
Production Assistants: Mark Peterson, Morgan Goldin and Ashley Wilson
Super special guest drummer: Charlie Shaw


LYRICS:

There are three, three, three kinds of erections
Some are sexual
Some occur during periods of nervous tension

But there's a mysterious third kind
That no one really understands
It happens when your shlong decides
To take matters into its own hands

No reason boner
No reason boner
It baffles scientists
No reason boner

This morning I was having breakfast
At the Midtown diner
The bagel was delicious
And the coleslaw couldn't be finer

I got a weird look from the waitress
When I asked her for the check
I looked down an realized
I was one hundred percent erect

No reason boner
No reason boner
I like coleslaw but not that much
No reason boner

::spoken exchange with mailman::

Now things are a little awkward
Between my mailman and I
That was not my best lie
I was just covering up for my

No reason boner
No reason boner
That was the wrong kind of package to mail
No reason boner

::spoken exchange with zookeeper::

This is no laughing matter
This is not some kind of game
I can tuck away my johnson
But I can never tuck away the shame

It can happen anytime
It can happen anywhere
When the Loch Ness Monster
Decides he wants to randomly come up for air

No reason boner
No reason boner
You're ruining my life
No reason boner

No reason boner
No reason boner
Why....?

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Ninja
• Sex
• Party
• Ninja sex party
• boner
• no reason boner
• angels
• clouds
• diner
• basketball
• waitress
• slap
• car
• hit by car
• sandwich
• coleslaw
• bagel
• loch ness monster
• hot tub
• trampoline
• shame
• board game
• laughter
• danny sexbang
• ninja brian
• post office
• moon
• zoo

[shadowninja85]

Thumbs up if you wanna shave ninja bryan style

[666wingding]

what did you use to make it look like you hade a boner?....*scared face*

[caweeb13]

the mail man in ninja brain

[icetec1337]

I was giving my presentation on RNA in science class. This girl in the front row giggled at a joke I made, which caused her boobs to jiggle. Suddenly everyone in the class was silently staring at a slightly downward angle except for one guy who was giving me a creepy look. I looked down and to my dismay... My fly was undone.

[KakkoiiBaka]

@ZacharyShields Wouldn't that be one of the easiest types of clothing to have one in? As opposed to something less stretchy like jeans..

[CPainter307]

Ninja Brian... the MAILMAN?!

[sladikk]

@ZacharyShields This is a question men have not yet answered to this day

[ZacharyShields]

how do you get a boner in spandex?! O_O

[jcudal32]

LOL I got this problem FUCK!!

[AngeloLakey]

Am i the only one that noticed Ninja Brian has his keyboard on a walker?

[LazyDog1657]

That mailman was ninja brian.

[TheCon]

GEOLOGY ROCKS!