I Wanna (The National Healthcare Song)

Possibly the biggest problem with national healthcare... that no one in the country cares about their own health.

I Wanna (The National Healthcare Song) Lyrics

I like greasy fast food
I like burgers and fries
Every single thing about me has to be super sized
I like pizza and cheetos
I like anything fried
If I enter any eating contest I'll take first prize
But it hurts when I breathe
And I take up three seats
And I have to stop and rest after walking twenty feet
Now there's a pain in my chest
And a tingling in my arm
Someone please call 911 and let the chorus guy on

I wanna get big
I want double D's
I wanna have grease and fat filling my arteries
I want heart attacks
And diabetes
But the most important thing for you to see
Is I want you to pay for me

I can't stand to be sober
I need to get away
I need booze and drugs and cigarettes to get me through the day
I like mind alteration
And seeing what's not there
I like crack and weed and LSD and there's an elephant I swear
But now I can't take too little
And I can't go too far
I'll withdraw or OD and have to visit the ER
Now I'm coughing up blood
And my liver is dead
But I'll still be there smoking in my hospital bed

I wanna smoke crack
I wanna smoke weed
I wanna get drunk and run my car into a tree
I wanna get high
I wanna OD
But the most important thing for you to see
Is I want you to pay for me

I like sleeping around
With every guy I meet
I don't even need dinner but maybe a few drinks
I don't like contraception
I have seven babies
And every single baby has its own baby daddy
But it burns when I pee
And it smells fi-ishy
They say I have some STD's just discovered in me
I don't think that I'm pregnant
But before I have been wrong
So I might just drop another in the middle of this song

I wanna sleep around
And get lots of disease
I'm listed as a threat to public health by the CDC
I want STD's
And lots of babies
But the most important thing for you to see
Is you already pay for me

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[MrsLauraBox]

There is a lot of truth in this video. The voice distorts in some areas and is hard to understand, but I get the jist of it. Good message full of truth.

[DRdoubleBB]

@MrsLauraBox Thanks, added link to version with lyrics

[rdalecowboy]

Pretty ignorant. Guess who ever made this video has never looked at the statistics for nations that have better (socialized) healthcare. Fewer overweight, less drug addiction, and fewer STIs. A government public option, free healthcare, or whatever it is that you are opposing wouldn't add to or encourage these problems. And what about the fact that a lot of citizens who live healthy still go broke because of healthcare expenses? Even you could be poor for life because of one unforeseen condition

[lightshorti]

I liked the video. We are the most overweight country, we waste a lot of food. Some people who eat healthy can get sick, true. But some people who think they are eating healthy, really not eating healthy as they think. I mean you really have to make mostly you own food, because everything mostly in the store has been modify someway or another. Then, that doesn't include all the pollution, clothes, and all the other products that we use on our body internally and externally.

[amesavis]

you should fix the distorted video though

[amesavis]

ggood points. so true. i never thought about it like that.

[montanaman20]

@cbuler8302 its a song about obamacare

[tomanyasses]

@lightshorti new article they line the can of foods with bpb or something and its getting into peole health just one can of soup can over dose your system

[cbuler8302]

what the F is this 

[Vinson45]

The biggest problem is that National Healthcare would just be another program shitting on our constitution Try reading Ameritopia

[Marashor]

National Healthcare song... lmao, this is pretty weird & can't really understand what they are saying. But nice, because it's odd!

♥♥♥ Marashor ♥♥♥♥

[KLStar1]

nice drawings tho

[KLStar1]

lol thats weard