Being a lesbian is hard
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@TheInnerSanctuary i BET YOU WOULD!
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I like to take them back to my place and fix them dinner. I'm an excellent cook and love a good bottle of wine but refuse to pay $50 for a $17 bottle. The odds for getting laid I find are much higher too. The bedroom is close at hand and it is a lot easier to drug their food.
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I just paid $100 for dinner I think you have it in ya dig deep baby dig deep. When I picked you up your momma looked good. Somebody sleeping with me tonight
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@jwallbanger A little advice to all men out there-never take a girl to an expensive dinner that isn't your girlfriend. You are setting yourself up for getting pit-pocketed. In other words she knows she has the power to milk money out of you for the night and about 60-80 % of the time she will just because she can. If she's your girlfriend and she doesn't do anything with you that night, at least she's prone to return the favor later on.
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@jessizrollin089 That's why I never take girls on dates anymore. It occurred to me one night, as I was yanking it after paying 120 bucks for dinner, drinks and a movie, not even getting a peck on the cheek afterwards, that I could have hired a better-looking call girl for the same price and be guaranteed to get my money's worth.
American girls are entitled, spoiled little bitches. They say we treat them like objects. Well they treat us like free cash machines.
Wining and dining is for suckers.
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What's her naaame?!?!
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Who is this?
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"I just paid $100 for dinner. I think you got it in you"
hilarious
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That FUNNY!
i dont mean for anyone to take offense, but why are gay/lesbian comedians always the funniest?? lol
FingaBla 2 years ago 66
"I payed a hundred dollars for dinner... SOMEONE is sleepin' with me tonight!"
Lol! I'd like to see more of her!
TheInnerSanctuary 2 years ago 37