The Dittohead Song

Chorus:
I got my Newsmax emergency world radio
In case the terrorists attack
I watch FOX news for the right views
And to hear the real truth about Barack
Don't want nobama cause his mama
Didn't have him in the USA
She lied about it cause she was psychic
Knew he'd be president one day

I want to shoot moose with Sarah Palin
And have Joe the plumber fix my sink
While we both listen to Rush Limbaugh
So we'll know what we're supposed to think

I got a big poster of Ann Coulter
Hangin' on my bathroom wall
Read the back cover of her latest book
Someday maybe I'll read it all

Repeat Chorus:

words and music by Will the Writer © 2009 Unpublished Songs (SESAC)
PO Box 120811, Nashville, TN 37212

Category:

News & Politics

Tags:

• barack
• obama
• birth
• certificate
• conspiracy
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• right
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• theory
• birthers
• tinfoil
• hat
• republican
• dittoheads
• fox
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• tea
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• teabaggers
• propaganda
• song
• paranoid
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• acorn

[willyr9]

Any of you fans of the late Hunter S. Thompson out there need to check out Brother Gregory's "The Bunker Letters." You'll swear you're reading a new Thompson book! This guy's on the road to Barnes & Noble. There's a link to the website where you can read them too. Click and enjoy."

[alargedog]

great hat u got there willy, we,r lucky we dont get fox news here lol happy easter #####

[willyr9]

Thanks, dog Glad you liked my headgear. I thought a tinfoil hat might reduce the chance of any real dittoheads taking what the song says seriously. I just got one too many of those emails saying Obama was really born in Kenya. Happy Easter to you,too.

[Smartassawhip]

I think it is real interesting that some of your commenters don't seem to get it... LOL Not only am I subscribing but I am also sharing this will all of my friends and I am gonna put it in my faves... expecy some traffic soon. Come check my profile sometime.. Join us if you want to.. we are kind of a youtube activist group in favor of the public option and or single payer. :)

[seamoremonster]

Good fun! Well done! Love the lyrics and the foil hat!

[beerbrain420]

This ought to be the Tea Party anthem.

[bulbheadmyass]

You nailed it, Will, brilliant song. I want a big poster of Ann Coulter too. :o) Interesting ending.

[im4wur2]

Thanks for the share!

[im4wur2]

"uniformed"? - lol

[billyshake]

Funny stuff!

[xhagast]

Willy Nelson he ain't but he is not bad at all. And funny.

Good work, sir!

[chgosatrap]

HILARIOUS!! Watch out, Palin may want you to be her running mate! LOLOL

[666bushisnazi666]

Good stuff smart, Thanks!