SANTA RIDES A HOG !!! - ukulele original

Ever since I was a baby,
my poppa always said,
"Santa flies on Christmas night
in a reindeer driven sled."
I'll tell you I believed him.
I thought that it was true.
But last year I saw something
I've got to share with you.

Santa rides a hog! Santa rides a hog!
It's red and green and looks real mean.
It even scared my dog.
Santa rides a hog! And that's no lie
Just go and check him out yourself
next time he cruies by.

I was shoveling the driveway,
knee-deep in the snow,
wondering in winter.
where motorcycles go.
Just then from behind me,
I heard a deafening roar,
Turned and I saw something,
no way I could ignore.

-chorus-

Sidecar full of presents
Engine full of chrome.
Santa rumbled down my street,
headed for my home.
I dove into a snowbank
so Santa wouldn't see,
his Harley riding secret
had been revealed to me.

-chorus-

Well I stayed in that snowbank
'til his job was done.
Then I started for my house
broke into a run.
Fearful I'd been spotted
I looked under the tree.
A motorcycle jacket
was waiting there for me.

-chorus-

Category:

Music

Tags:

• santa
• christmas
• holiday
• harley
• motorcycles
• ukulele
• uke
• snow

[rutlegirl]

LOL!!!  Merry Christmas Dave!!

[gocatdave]

Merry Christmas, Michelle!!!

[oldiesedit]

Hahaha...Why did I know if I dropped in to wish you a Happy Holiday Season, I would end up laughing!!! Thanks for giving me so many smiles this year! Have a wonderful Holiday Season!

Hugs

Karen

[gocatdave]

You too, Karen! Thanks for popping by! Holiday gugs, right back atcha! :)

[vegasdaddy17]

Excellent Dave...I wish you and yours a Phenomenal Christmas...Billy and Christine...

[gocatdave]

Thanks guys! And a phenomenal Christmas right back atcha!!! :-)

[Biggshownob]

i have to admit its a good song... had me laughing from begining to end

[briannaanderson95]

LOL...this is the greatest Christmas song ever!!! Totally amazing!!! Phenomenal!!! Catchy!!! Here are zillions and gagillion stars!!! Love you lots and lots!!

[baldyholly79]

True Fifties style mate. You should write some musical scores for bublegum fifties films, class.

[KidnapDeath]

ahh Ukelele! now heres a man whos proud of his penis.