Black Widow, Hawkeye, paralyzed people and the blind

Joey is my husband. We're separated, we don't live together, but we do hang out sometimes. Tonight, he decided to get completely wasted and asked me if I would ever get involved in internet dating. Somehow, during the course of this conversation, he proposed a scenario that somehow I was blind and paralyzed from the waist up and had to touch my fictitious lover with my feet. Then somehow, in this scenario, I became Hawkeye. I don't know how this happened, but somewhere in the drunken wasteland that is his mind, I became a male archer with a thing for purple and fancy masks. Later, I got to be Black Widow! How fancy!

Sadly, I didn't think to grab the camera earlier in this conversation, so you can only hear the last two minutes or so. And, for an added bonus, he calls me retarded and other insulting terms and also refers to me by his ex-girlfriend's name. I sure know how to pick 'em!

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[flymunkay]

Wow sounds brilliant!!! What a genius- :-/