MURDERER!: The Miracle of Swindon Town #38

In which John tells the horrible, gruesome story of his co-worker at Steak n Shake who would later go on to kill a guy. To keep it light, the Swoodilypoopers battle Coventry City on the pitch, and John's office mate interrupts to ask for AA batteries.

Category:

Gaming

Tags:

• John Green
• Swindon Town
• Swoodilypoopers
• Coventry
• City
• FIFA
• hankgames
• Let's Play
• murder
• batteries
• AA

[Hippogriff9]

Haha, I was envisioning it in my head!

Fat Lucas building up courage to tell his team he's gay, and finally thinking it would be okay because of the John Greens. Then:

"John, Swoodily Poopers, I'm ga..."

"FAT LUCAS, THAT WAS AN INAPPROPRIATE TIME TO COME OUT!"

Poor Fat Lucas... Probably why he drinks and the reason his stats have been bad lately...

[uva1fn]

No, I come for the sad stories of murder.

[boylanroden]

The John Green song is to the tune of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. Wanna bet Henry is a fan?

[harrypotterrocks1762]

@lilDgoes2mars have you ever taken this quiz? It's a 125 question obsession quiz. A little out-of-date, it was made after Order of the Phoenix book came out, but still really good. You should try it. fuuko.com /hpquiz.html

[iWantThatPoster]

"Oh, I have a mullet and I feel ashamed..."

[KieaOfZion1]

So you've known two murderers? Hmmm...

[lilDgoes2mars]

@harrypotterrocks1762 oohhhhhh yeah. to the point of obsession. :D

[harrypotterrocks1762]

@lilDgoes2mars thanks :D you a HP freak as well??

[19sexybexy94]

"BaldJohnGreenno."

[rawrmatryoshka]

"We worked the graveyard shift."

Great word-craft there... I laughed solidly for five minutes.

[CpnCrnchEatCrnFlakes]

Anyone else notice that Fat Lucas is bald and named Smith in this game??

[PearlAndZildjian]

"You always hear that, you always hear people say BALD JOHN GREEN, HE'S A FINISHER!"