Idiocy Rules _ Homeland Security Shuts Down Bodily Functions

We have finally gotten to the point, where airline personnel are being asked to shut down the normal body functions of their passengers during in-coming flights into the US. Aside from the usual fear-mongering exhibited almost on daily basis by the major so-called US news channels - a smooth transition from one administration to the next the transition from propaganda to utter stupidity is almost complete. Most major US networks have closed down their international News bureaus, because peddling pharmaceutics to a mentally challenged public, makes far more profits for Wall Street than for the average pee-on, who doesnt reside on K-Street or in halls of Washington DC.

Actually, this is the PERFECT metaphor for what is happening today: we are essentially being asked to pee on ourselves and not to ask questions anymore. Just like the animals raised under the conditions of corporate farming, we are treated like cattle or chickens, standing in their own manure 24/7 until we are fed into the next meat-grinder (or the next war). And most of us, are doing it WILLINGLY - without so much as a minor complaint. Complaining is not fashionable - its bad for you...so go with the flow!

What is different from the last hour of a flight from any other hour? You tell me
A would-be terrorist would do far better, to blow up some aircraft, midway into a trans-atlantic flight. While most other passengers are either asleep, and the crew is relaxing a bit, after the pre-flight and take-off procedures which they have to deal with on a daily basis. Now, grantedthis wouldnt go down as some spectacular event, captured by ABC or CNN on nightly TV, but if you believe in martyrdom as many of the religious nutcases are perfectly in line with - then it really wouldnt matter to you, or would it? Just like the religious fanatics here at home, praying for the Rapture, which will undoubtedly go down as their biggest arguments to date without having to prove it afterwards - various segments of the Muslim population are equally persuaded in this regard. Reality does not matter within this system, because it rests on its denial.

Evidently, you gain superiority in an after-live, as long as you obey the rules beforehand unlimited access to beautiful virgins, plenty of good cigars from Cuba. Oh but wait actually everything we buy is from China. Not from Cuba or the Soviet Empire. Straight from the cultural revolution no less..and a few other perks along the way: if you fail to enter the pearly gates the first time, you get to try againvia re-incarnation as an insect, or via neo-liberal policies. Wow now you get to outnumber all these other pesky inhabitants of the planet, or whats left of it.
Not that conformism isnt effective it IS for the most part. Only the methods differ: outright oppression of dissent, namely arrests, torture and so on, or the co-opting of dissent via very persuasive means...a more gently approachso that you understand the reality of the situation . Which is a manufactured reality

Nothing is fail-safe, my friendsnothing. We can design the best machines, the best technology everbut it us HUMANs making certain decision both good and bad. And at this point in our evolution, its mostly not good.

Are we reaching the point where the airlines should consider knocking passengers out until they reach the destination? You know like they do for space travel to fictional Pandora in the film Avatar. Imagine all the cost-savings: no need in-flight entertainment, no need to provide food, no need that many flight attendants, and put in double-decker bunk beds to increase capacity. Is this the future of air travel? Good grief.
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[prologosch]

Next step will prohibit the waring of underpants! beleve it, or not

[55ella2007k]

prologosch: well, either this, or the mandatory wearing of diapers -  a fitting solution for a nation of infantile urges :)

[pat52007]

Yeah, next thing you know they'll be slapping around little old ladies with blue hair and strip searching Veterans of military service...Oh well, guess in the latter case I'll be staying on the ground...

[55ella2007k]

pat52007: they are already doing it :(

[greyhoundfriend123]

No more "Come fly the friendly skies!" Like underseacaveman said, more like cattle transport, and the "cows" better not ask to use the restroom. Maybe they intend to humiliate us into thinking that we are cows?

[55ella2007k]

greyhoundfriend: that process is already well underway,,,

[Odium1981]

This is just a small part of the program to get you americans, and perhaps other people used to authoritarian government. It really is. Just one small step, and this program probably spans several years. More is to come.

[jsmythib]

Ill send the 1st person who pees in the isle $100 lol..foolish..

[wv312957972]

i agree ,but the fact is that the illuminati want us just as worker slaves and not "freelining passengers to other coutries so to speak" they have mind control plans amongst unwilling citizens fight back by spreading the word america must remain as we the people and not we the slaves of the rothchilds bloodline such as the banksters want to keep secret SPREAD THE WORDS SEARCH ILLUMINATI AND END THIER EXISTENCE OF THE RULING POWER.

[UpcomingJedi]

You really should say what 'today' and 'yesterday' is. Kinda like when 'they' put up garage sale signs saying GARAGE SALE SATURDAY....Which satuday?? Was it last week? 3 weeks ago.....HUH??

Then, you go simply restating what we know....why? You are worse than FOX. At least they dont have ...to stop...and...think about it...in the...spirit...of .... William Shatner. Passengers may get pissed off but what are tey gonna do? Grumble, spread 'em in an x'ray machine, bend over, and take it

[joe80dman]

The Underwear Bomber was a set-up. It's so blatantly obvious, and so timely so as to install body scanners. State sanctioned voyeurism at it's finest. Michael Chertoff has ties with the company that manufactures the body scanners! Hello, is anyone in the MSM listening?

[phnixlady]

They do this same crap in the schools every day and parents just lap it up in the name of discipline ! They did NOT accomplish this with my kids. lol Damn incremental scientific dictatorship crap !

[phnixlady]

in-credible. Wow.

[bearhamo]

Fear is the only tool they have. Never waste a good crisis.

Please protect us. oouwah.

Don't think so.

They are so paranoid now they landed a plane here this morning tailed by 2 F-15s because of an unruly passenger.

Live in fear.

[justanothersheeple]

they want to check our our undies, whilst we're jumping through hoops like circus animals:o(

[antyloopa]

I'm a flight attendant myself.. and when I received the memo about inbound flights to USA I laugh so hard that I almost peed myself LOL ..... It's like the biggest joke I ever heard !!!! I'm so sorry for americans that they have such a ridiculous government !!! Time to do something about it and stop being brain washed all the time by them !!!! THINK ... that's my best advice !!!!!!