Star Wars Thru a 3 Year Old's Eyes

An adorable three year old girl describes the story of Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope

"Well... Well... Okay. The sand people capture robots and drive, and sell 'em in a garage sale... kinda like a garage sale but except they're selling robots. And no one's gonna buy R2 and the shiny guy. The shiny guy always worries. Luke's gonna buy those. And Obi Kenobi's kinda teacher. He's teaching Luke how to learn how do to his little light-up-sword. He has to try to block the little pokie ball. He tried to do it without seeing. Obi Kenobi sometimes move things around. Sometimes he disappears. Princess Leia got out a jail and out in the spaceship. And they got the big thing that blowd up stuff, we blowd it up together. It blowd up Princess Leia's planet. But don't talk back to Darth Vader... he'll get ya. It's an exciting movie."

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[Metroid9824]

They aren't robots, they clearly have bipedal movements, so the correct term is actually 'computerized automatron'

[dezdkado]

Perhaps such nuances of language are lost on the young? "Automatron"... is that an automated mother? =)

[Metroid9824]

It was a south park reference.

[dezdkado]

Which episode? Mecha-Streisand?

[dezdkado]

or maybe Awesome-O?

[allison1521]

obikenobi and the light up sword with the pokey balls XD

[REDMARS2112]

Is it bad if this made more sense to me than the movie?

[r1richie]

nobe canobe LOL i love it!

[lieger21]

lol wow she peged it thats really what hapen and dont talk back to darth vader

[avatarrazz]

did she boi wan kenobie

[avatarrazz]

@dezdkado  A new hope

[anoopcritics11]

How are you Barbie Girl ?How is your Mom and Daddy?My Cute Hi to everyone.You know since many months i have not shared my views and my opinion with you Barbie but that does not mean that i have forgotten you i always do remember you Barbie but thing is that these days i am going through some tough days hope everything will get fine soon.Anyways Barbie i do like to see your new latest Video i am very much excited about the new Video but you should need to accompanied by your Mom and Daddy.Bye

[bassbeatle]

jajajaj "blowed up" jajajajaja obikenobi. jajaja so funny! :P

[critics11]

"Merry Christmas Little Baby You Played With Santa Got Some Gift"