It Slices! It Dices!

And thats not all! Pot-bellied pigs are a hassle to clean up after, and can take forever to devour human flesh! But with sulfuric acid, the bodys gone and the pigpen can be your slave dungeon once more! And it all comes free with your purchase!

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[XXflapjaxXX]

You know the Germans make good stuff.

[Bulzeeb15]

You followin' me here, camera guy?

[Elitescope2006]

Ya gonna love my nuts.

[KeronInvasion]

@Elleander1 you spend to much time on the computer.......i looked in a mirror (sobbing)

[Elleander1]

0:03 Notice the "dead" hooker moves her finger.

[MrPhotoMatt]

Oh man, she's still moving...They always lie, and i just ordered. Better delete my facebook status before anybody asks of the products reliability

[LOLfilms100]

@Ledslinger7777 But we cant do this all day

[KimEricKreations2007]

I thought everyone knew about VERY BAD THiNGS!!! They don't?????

[TheWe1928]

her hand is moving around 0:04... SHE'S NOT DEAD YET!!!

[paranoidwzy]

DEAD HOOKER? OH NO!

[DemonAMVs]

@facundolucasbrandan Just nerve impulses corpses that are more then 2 days old have been known to spasm or twitch.