Adventuregain

JG Thurwell's theme to the Venture Bros, redux and transcontexted to soundtrack a punch-out at the Pristique Temple between Zooloft and the Friends Of Fred's Head. I guess King Hippo represents Big Pharma, or the Tyranny of Clinical Capitalism, or w/e. Discontinue use if rash persists, unless you like rashes or have an aversion to withdrawal-related suicide. Do not use in conjuction with MAO inhibitors, alcohol or vitamin D as this may lead to serious L0LZ and inaction on the part of those Authorized to bill you for being a test subject. Sit down, shut up and get back to work. It's your fault we make life a pointless chore and no you may not have your future back. Why are you so broken? Get a grip. Take a pill. Give up. Things have never been better, just look at the Progress. Depression hurts, but it's certainly not a normal or expected outcome of merely observing the dying world around you with compassion and a modicum of reason; it's more likely that you need something to prevent acetocholine uptake or seretonin production or maybe a new car. Now get back out there and help us kill something, Slugger!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• pristique
• punch-out
• Zool
• depression
• pharma
• counter
• indication
• deathculture
• cascade
• failure
• autogolem

[DecentralizedByGuilt]

addiction is the only disease that has been criminalized.

[BobForehead]

for now, although the symptoms of other syndromes have been scheduled for legislative review. Coming soon: mandatory Zoloft!

[BobForehead]

oh yeah, huh? he played the Renfield-esque guy, right? Or was that Eddie Izzard?

[lapislazuline]

oh sir james...didn,t he get snuffed out

at Salems lot?

[BobForehead]

i sooooo had "proof" of this pudding, in the form of a certain film from Ye Olde Briton's Filme Boarde featuring the incomparable snootiness of Sir James Mason as Barrister for Thee Defense of Lord Fairyspawn, but Lo! Anon! i L0lz'd too much and misplaced the clips.

[lapislazuline]

good heavens! i never knew he practised

buggery in a courtroom!...he,s worse than

OJ simpson....devil take the fellow!

[BobForehead]

yea and verily, you haft spoken lowly of the Knights Emo in a public arena. This may wind up worse than the time that Oscar Wilde denied his buggery in court.

[lapislazuline]

yes it,s those slightly effeminate pasty-

faced englishmen from oxfordSHIRE.

if another englander reads that comment

i,ll probably be put on trial for high treason

[BobForehead]

dammit who IS that?

oh no u di'n't! is that fucking Radiohead?!?!?

[lapislazuline]

"i,ll take the quiet life and i,ll take the

carbon monoxide"