Ben Ruegg - I can play with my Hans. Solo. (star wars cantina rap)

Firstly, thanks to John Williams for writing this incredible catchy hook. Probably the best thing about star wars to me.

Secondly, I am an uber nerd and geek. Its who I am and I love it.

Thirdly, thanks to all the musicians that helped me. It was the most fun I have had in a long time musically and it was a challenge to write and sing.

I hope you enjoy the video as much as I did performing it.
Shoutout to Jimmy Wong for capturing it on his iPhone.

Lyrics:


Verse 1
Yo I'm a geek
and im back like Batman
you can play me at chess or Pac-Man
I got the skills that will make you cry
That people will think you got Lemon in your eyes
Halo, CS or GTA
Quake or old school Streets of Rage
Being a geek ain't an easy thing
I got be playing games 7 days a week
Watching Lost to pick up inspiration
Whats going on? I'm so frustrated
Take that anger and jump online
What out kids its feeding time
Call of duty? You think your bad?
Oh my god you must be mad!
I'm gonna make you look like Michael Jackson
You think your bad but Your made of plastic
HUH!!!!




Verse 2
The sun is hot outside, but do I care
I'm sitting here in my underwear
Working on my strats for raiding tonight
Planning out the phases of the Onyxia fight
Oh, what, you don't understand
Well it proves to me you are not a man
I'm sure you can drink me under the table
But your weak of mind to finish fable
Twice, or three times, damn so what
My gaming skills makes me feel hot
Your girlfriend wants to get with me
Because I beat you at Warcraft 3
Constantly, oh my god, you might as well sit around like a dog.
I will slam you till you start to cry
And your girlfriend says, now Bens a guy!




Verse 3
I will make you crumble to your knees
like a begger on the streets singing Please Please Please
You think that the outdoors is a healthy thing
but being inside is amazing
Im crazy, I'm wacky, I play too much I'm smelly
Too bad that my skills are sick
But I'm addicted to my warcraft fix
And starcraft, you wanna take on me
I'll destroy you like World War 3
Going to conventions, making new connections
taking on the noobies, makes me feel woozy
I spank em so hard
Their micro is retard
Cannon rushing won't get you the win
Cause your taking on the best, my name is Ben!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• star
• wars
• cantina
• theme
• rap
• geek
• nerd
• starcraft
• warcraft
• world
• of
• xbox
• call
• duty