The Beatles-The Ballad of John And Yoko

Lyrics:
Standing in the dock at Southampton,
Trying to get to Holland or France.
The man in the mac said, "You've got to go back".
You know they didn't even give us a chance.

Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me.

Finally made the plane into Paris,
Honeymooning down by the Seine.
Peter Brown called to say,
"You can make it O.K.,
You can get married in Gibraltar, near Spain".

Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me.

Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton,
Talking in our beds for a week.
The newspaper said, "Say what you doing in bed?"
I said, "We're only trying to get us some peace".

Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me.

Saving up your money for a rainy day,
Giving all your clothes to charity.
Last night the wife said,
"Oh boy, when you're dead
You don't take nothing with you
But your soul - think!"

Made a lightning trip to Vienna,
eating chocolate cake in a bag.
The newspaper said, "She's gone to his head,
They look just like two gurus in drag".

Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me.

Caught the early plane back to London.
Fifty acorns tied in a sack.
The men from the press said, "We wish you success,
It's good to have the both of you back".

Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me.
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me.

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[AfroMan1171]

@MRMAL1C3 Yeah, this was my start as well. A good start at that.

But let me tell ya' there are way better songs on albums like Revolver, The White Album, and Abbey Road.

"Sun King" from Abbey Road is my favorite song(give it a listen)

"For No One" off Revolver, best along with "Tomorrow Never Knows."

Also, "Glass Onion" is amazing(best decision of 2010 was buying that from iTunes)

Those are some very underrated songs, and honestly, my favorites.

Check 'em out ;)

[theralamadam]

It is actually: The Ballad of John and Yoko ...

- Not Joko :D

[warrencfc1]

i got tis album its amazing 27 bet hits :D

[GerriHubbard]

Christ you know it ain't easy...You know how hard it can be..the way things are going.....YOUR GONNA CRUCIFY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE THIS SONG!!!! Go ahead crucify me!!!!!!!! lol lol