*Thanks to everyone for sharing their pics from the trip! I didn't take nearly enough, so I had to come up with other ways to contribute to the memories. Love&miss ya'll.... ENJOY!*
I wasn't sure if I should go,
To Las Vegas with a bunch of girls that I don't know
Would they be nice to me?
Or would they talk about me when I went to sleep?
Then I thought about my cousin, Jes
And tried to imagine what came next,
A lot of regret and no memories,
Is what would greet me if I didn't take a chance and leave
Vegas, baby! For Jes's bachelorette/birthday party!
On Friday, we walked the strip all day,
In search for clothes to keep us comfy during our stay
At night we dressed in '50s gear,
And walked to Hard Rock like it was yesteryear
Our waiter, Anthony, well he liked my head,
A compliment that surely turned my cheeks red
We strolled down to my first club, Lavo
A few free drinks and off we go to the dance floor
With some hurting toes and one girl down,
We decide to turn this party train around
Vegas, Baby! For Jes's bachelorette/birthday party!
On Saturday, the "Big Night Out,"
A lady named Trixie help us work it out
With a squat spin and a pirouette,
She had us all standing on our heads
The night came with a black dress, no jacket,
But the wind had us all running back in
Take 2 made us a little late,
Dinner at Todai put some yummy sushi right on our plate
We tried to fit in a limo meant for six,
But with nine of us, it was no quick fix
Roll in a new one and we're on our way,
There's no stopping us, we came to par-tay!
We waited in line for free drinks at TAO
But ended up in Brookstone, Lord knows how!
Met Josh and Cameron who showed us their tricks
With cards and balls, but not the ones attached to their--
Sapphire of Men was the place to go,
To drool over Marcus, but get the Michael Anthony show
"Bite my booby, Marcus." x8
We waited in line for our limo to arrive,
To take us to XS and keep the dance alive
We went to Tryst and lost a phone,
Saw Stan at XS and let the two of them dance alone
We headed back home, went to Denny's for some food,
Invited the waiter back up to our hotel bedroom
It was 7 am and the sun would rise,
About this time we decide to finally close our eyes
Vegas, Baby! For Jes's bachelorette/birthday party!
On Sunday, we had to say goodbye,
To a few good friends who I hope had a great time
Two down, but the show must go on,
Off to IN-N-OUT to get our grub on!
One more leaves, now 6 of us here,
We have to party, so for now we'll try to hold back our tears
Dinner at LAVO, let's not be late!
Just bring it out, plate after plate
Upstairs we had a little dance
Now off to The Bank, most of us dressed in pants
My feet were killin,
I wanted to be chillin,
We headed back to the room
I didn't want to go to sleep cuz I knew
The party would be over by noon
We keep on talkin, but the clock keeps tick-tick-tick-tick-tockin...
Vegas, Baby! For Jes's bachelorette/birthday party!
Now it's Monday and I have to say goodbye,
I'll hold in my tears and try not to cry,
I feel kind of sad, but I don't know why
'Cause anytime I need the hook-up I can just call The Chi!
Or maybe I need someone motherly,
For a hearty laugh, I can count on Marie!
And if I ever need something said seductively,
I know where I can find Tiffany
Ashley S. I look up to you,
And it doesn't even matter which shoes I choose!
Vicious Hazel will catch you off guard,
'Cause her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!
Linda, I'm glad you're my twin,
'Cause I'm really quite impressed by all the food you pack in!
Ashley A. I owe it all to you,
It's amazing what peer pressure can do!
Jes, you know I'm saving you for last,
I keep replaying how you threw up in the trash
Then passed out on a display bed,
And how Black Dragon turned your cheeks red
I'm just glad I shared that time with you,
'Cause to be honest, you're my closest cousin, too.
VEGAS BABY!
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Surprised Bachelorette On Stageby HolmesRobCourt26,800 views
HAHA, love the lyrics! amazing performance, alli! don't ever take this off! i want to refer to it when i'm old and gray! haha
brwnskinn 1 year ago