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Hi. I am really ugly and fat. I am really annoying and no one likes me. People hate me because I never stop screaming at the top of my lungs. I always smell like poop all the time every day. People always try to lose me somewhere but I always find my way home. I am retarded. I am an infant. I need someone to help me because I don't understand anything. People have told me they want to kill me. I cannot get it through my thick skull that no one will ever love me. I don't understand that its not okay to always pick my nose. I like to run around and eat candy. I am just a walking talking butthole. I am really happy. Even though I am too dumb to realize I have no one who cares about me. I don't know why but people tell me to play in traffic. Am I cute? I am five years old. I think. Where do babies come from? I am brain dead. I have to wear adult diapers because I am an overgrown baby. I don't know why people think there is something wrong with me. I am just a little boy. It hurts when people abuse me. I am always smiling. Why do people say bad words around me? Pooppoopoopoo. Why do people stare at me and call me disgusting? Is it because I am a man baby? I wear huggies. I am a bald baby. Will you wipe my spit from my mouth? I watch cartoons. I always have to wear a bib. I sleep in a man crib. I cannot feed or dress myself. Help. Help. Help?

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• funny
• sitepal
• baby
• man
• ugly
• weird
• gross
• stupid
• annoying
• diaper
• drool
• fat
• brain
• scary
• green
• danger
• strange
• strangest
• hurt
• pain
• site
• pal
• manboy
• manbaby

[AndrosForever]

creepiest thing ever created

[hyperburger]

its mr cleans retarded brother!

[TheMorbidSideOfMusic]

..WHY?!

[McSqueaky]

I hate.

[POPPIchick]

WTF lolx

[secretkeeper987]

LOLZ

sooooo funny!

How did u do that?!?!?!

[mycoolnes12321]

wat was the name of the song????

[mycoolnes12321]

ummm ok that was kinda creepy

[okuni2]

The music is weird!

[karmabiscuits]

thats dodgy!!!!!!!! its amazing tho XD !!!!!! im showin ma m8s this