Jurassic Pork: The Musical

I unleash my musical talents on the classic John Williams score. Creative Consultant: My Wife, Helena.

Lyrics, because my microphone cannot properly contain The Majesty:

Here comes T-REX
Here comes T-REX
Here he comes
Here T-REX
It's T-REX

(gotta wait for it baby)

Yes, it's T-REX
and his penis is erect
yes his penis it is erect
and he's ready for The Sex

(that's right)

It's T-REX, he's erect
and he's ready for the sex
it's T-REX he's ready for the sex
he's the sexy big T-REX

T-REX fucked your mom
T-REX fucked your mom
and now he'll fuck your dad

T-REX fucked your mom
T-REX fucked your mom
oh you
T-REX fucked
T-REX FUCKED... YOUR... MOM!

Don't be sad
Yes, be glad
Cause now T-REX fucks your dad
don't be sad, oh no don't get mad
cause T-REX will fuck your dad
YOUR DAD
his name is Brad
and now T-REX is giving it to Brad
OH Brad, now don't be a cad
Now your asshole's as big as a van

T-REX FUCKED YOUR MOM
T-REX FUCKED YOUR MOM
AND NOW HE'LL FUCK YOUR DAD
T-REX FUCKED YOUR MOM
T-REX FUCKED YOUR MOM
DON'T BE SAD
T-REX FUCKED YOUR DAD

(that's right)

T... REX... RAPE

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• T-Rex
• Jurassic
• Park
• Humor
• Music
• Idiot
• Puppy
• Disease

[ju1i3andcandy]

BOB TALBOT YOU ARE AMAZING

[Tzimisce52]

Win!

[BioHunter1990]

I think the bottle of booze was the source of your singing idea.

[mikeysynth86]

Wait is that an Odouls? If so, I couldn't fathom what kind of genius would come out of this guy when hammered.

[PizzaRat]

Official win.

[lyssygy]

You sir, have created one of the best youtube videos ever.

[Ampleforth1]

fucking epic

[mantusmania]

MOAR

[TownerX65]

John Williams, meet Dio.