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Uploaded by on Oct 2, 2007

This is my current ringtone.

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  • In the year 2501, all the spaceships will be using Windows as their OS and Microsoft Sam will serve as Hal.

    - Sam, open the emergency doors. We are suffocating!

    - Im sorry, Dave, but error was occured when trying to install servicepack.exe

    System will now automatically restart in 1 minute.

    - SAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM!

  • IT'S NOT OVER 9000!!!

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  • My laptop is red and black so i named it HAL,and sometimes when i open something that doesnt open it says "I am sorry but i cannot do that."

  • its over 9000 thousand !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Who ever knew that this video would stir up so much hate?

  • "You may feel less like fighting after I pull off your head"

    AHAHAHA YESSSSS!!!!

  • the big Brother from siri ^^

  • I still want one tho- , emotional

  • @2BCBattlefield but there was UNIX :P

  • Butt madness? Really? Is that the best you can do? You came up with that awesome screen name I expected something a little more imaginative. And sex/penis jokes? Perhaps you are subconsciously projecting some of your own shortcomings and insecurities... And I only argue with people if I am provoked, much like in this situation. Just for future, no one gives a shit about your theories or anything you have to say for that matter. Shouldn't you be off discovering masturbation or something?

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