Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 08 Election

Embarrassed Diebold officials apologized after one of their electronic voting machines prematurely revealed the winner of our upcoming sham election.

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[leapingfury]

The Onion is far more accurate than the real news.

[20thlvlwiz]

What the hell. This is the first not funny as shit video I've seen from The Onion. Not to say the video isn't awesome it totally is. Although it feels more truthful and scary than funny. There is a weird sense of foreboding that hits a little to close to home.

[CloverHillTonight]

"Hillary Clinton won't give up just because she lost."

Damn that turned out to be prophetic.

[cobracurse]

lol....More often than not, the truth often appears in places you would least expect.

[BahamutEternal]

Want to sound intelligent? Make a comment about how this is sounds more real than fake. Then call everyone a moron who believes that this is real. Fucking onion video commenters are all 16 year olds

[tuseroni]

*from RNC teleprompter*"all those in favour say aye....all those opposed say no....it is the opinion of this chair that the ayes have it"

that's right, they teleprompted the results of a vote.(watch?v=9Lx2AXjlcRk 1:50)

this video...not that far off...

[zghvbn1]

a cure for awakeness I want that pill lmao

[Penemuelish]

How fitting..

[artman40]

This site would be much more boring without comments. This is the reason why Encyclopedia Dramatica is a better site than Oh Internet.

[xrossfiyah]

It would be nice if YouTube/Google permanently nixed the comments section from this site. So tired of reading other people's arguments instead of seeing decent posts relating to the current video being viewed.

[Gouldsonuk]

Well, I direct you to look at the plight of Japanese Americans in WW2 to see what your codified freedoms actually get you. You have privileges like the rest of us, the government can take them away at any time and don't pretend otherwise.

But I fail to see your point, either you suggest that you as an individual can indefinitely resist the entire US government because you have a handgun. Or you suggest that revolution cannot occur without an armed populace (see history for rebuttal).