Sniglet - Fetchplex

A SNIGLET is a word that should be in the dictionary but isn't.
Fetchplex-State of momentary confusion in a dog whose owner has faked throwing the ball and palmed it behind her back.

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[mmlittlefield]

They are so funny...it's a shame more people haven't heard of them...we need more laughter in this world!

[dwjkkrondor1]

schezphlep: the inconspicious place on ones thigh where you wipe your hand after you sneeze.

[dwjkkrondor1]

footorbotics...the nervous habit of twitching your foot when feet are crossed..footorbosis:the affliction of twitching ones foot while crossed

[robzombay72]

Thats a good one.

[flexreel]

That lawn is too green. Back off of the synthetic fertilizer.

[iamdeprogram]

I heard that "combover", as in what balding people sometimes do, was originally a sniglet. AFAIK that is the only one that actualy entered the language.

[goody2shoes11]

Hello. AHHH Sniglets!, I made the 2nd book. Won a contest when I was at Syracuse U. Rich hall front row. And My winning Sniglet? TOASTAPHOBIA. "The fear that even though the toaster is unplugged you are careful when sticking a fork in it" Others that won... Bubba Dust. " The whit powder found on Bubble gum. And Gravity Creeps. It was changed to GREEPERS... " Kids that go up the down escalator and down the up escalator in the attempt to look motionless.

[goody2shoes11]

Hello. AHHH Sniglets!, I made the 2nd book. Won a contest when I was at Syracuse U. Rich hall front row. And My winning Sniglet? TOASTAPHOBIA. "The fear that even though the toaster is unplugged you are careful when sticking a fork in it" Others that won... Bubba Dust. " The whit powder found on Bubble gum. And Gravity Creeps. It was changed to GREEPERS... " Kids that go up the down escalator and down the up escalator in the attempt to look motionless.

[goody2shoes11]

Hello. AHHH Sniglets!, I made the 2nd book. Won a contest when I was at Syracuse U. Rich hall front row. And My winning Sniglet? TOASTAPHOBIA. "The fear that even though the toaster is unplugged you are careful when sticking a fork in it" Others that won... Bubba Dust. " The whit powder found on Bubble gum. And Gravity Creeps. It was changed to GREEPERS... " Kids that go up the down escalator and down the up escalator in the attempt to look motionless.

[Sylver1432]

Oh wow! I used to love sniglets! Great stuff! Thanks for posting! More, more!!!