Facebook Increases User Control With New 'Cancel Account' Feature
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Uploaded by TheOnion on Nov 9, 2011
President Obama releases a new tell-all book about America, a cute eight-year-old is beginning to realize how much better she is than ugly girls, and a new Facebook feature allows users to cancel their account. It's the week of October 31st, 2011.
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Where is that liability waver!?1?
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that fb marketing chick...dyammmm
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That is the most adorable little girl ><
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I have an urgent need of Jill to show me how to delete my FB account.
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@Ojoe2010 Why do that when you can just tell people about it youtube comments, amirite?
1 month ago 4
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Cleve-land
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@Beowaffle It remains broken because socialism is the best option.
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@Permacrusher Capitalism is broken until you consider the alternatives.
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@Ojoe2010 The CIA needs it. Desperately. They tend to obsess over pointless things, like trying to make capitalism work.
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@Ojoe2010 HEY......I just had a tuna fish sandwich. I think I'll take a picture of it and share it with the world! LOLOLOL
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I have to wonder how the Onion may have permanently changed that cute little girl's worldview forever
bush0165 3 months ago 77
I never started a facebook-account in the first place. Who needs that 'hey-look-at-my-pointless-life-thing' anyway?
Ojoe2010 3 months ago 23