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Bella's Choice (Twilight: New Moon Music Video Parody)

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LYRICS BELOW

Bella has a tough decision to make between Edward and Jacob in Twilight: New Moon. She decides to express her decision via song. Done to the tune of Drake's "Forever".

Lyrics:
I may just be Bella to yall
but Cullen sees a whole different side of me
a flavor not detected by all
you're worth the nasty weather Ed, weather Ed
They say that love endures through it all
and that's whats going on between you and me
so take a bite but plase make it small
i want love that lasts forever ed

Edward:

1st name Edward, middle name Danger
I'm a freakin vampire, you probably shouldn't stay here.
This started off loco, you cut yourself with paper,
now you gave me another reason to be gone, see ya later.
Maybe it's cuz your skin is kinda pale....EMO
or maybe it's cuz your chillin with a monster...SCREAMO
it could be cuz the meat on you is rare....T-BONE
the verdict on our love just isn't there....VETOED
when i try and read your mind all I seem to here is blah, blah
who'd of thought there'd be someone more dumb than Lady GaGa?
You're playing with your life, it's not a joke like HaHa,
it's best for us if we just kiss goodbye....Na,Na
uh, honey I need your forgiveness,
you thought that i could fly, but for that i need assistance,
you saw me as Cedric Diggory, i couldn't catch the snitches,
life is not a game, so don't treat it like it's Quidditch....witches.

Bella:
I may not mean nothin to ya'll,
but understand you were the world to me.
I'll take the leap, i'm ready to fall
Laurent is loose and he's on the prowl.
If i give up then maybe you'll come to me.
You leaving me's the worst bite of all.
I'm safe when we're together Ed

Jacob:

Hello it's the werewolf...Psych! I'm a human.
Bella you want love? Honey true love aint consumin.
you're fresher than the freshest, ya that is what my guess is, and all he sees in you is that human blood's the bestest.
Stepping into view in your bachelor number 2. Son of Billy Black I can make your dreams come true.
Edward is an antique, invest in something new.
The Cullens are a danger, with me you can be safe here.
His skin sparkles in the sun, that's kinda metro.
You running with the wolfpack, to me, can't get more hetero.
C'mon let's go, it's hunting season pay attention.
I'll stay and fight, I'll even bite for your affection.
Your life's a battle, dont be hunted, be the hunter.
Let's run Seattle, and Grand Forks, I got it covered.
Let's just call you my She Wolf, I hope i won your heart, nice to meet ya, call me He Wolf.

Bella:
It's not that your pectorals are small.
You're pretty cute, but you're too young for me.
You're kinda short, and Edward is tall

Jacob:
It's just because my name is Black, name is Black

Bella: I wouldn't mind dating you all, but 2 monsters might be too much for me......

Bella: Maggie Thompson
Edward: Luke Thompson
Jacob: Brian Jennisen
Appearance and Camera: Brian Ellingboe
Assistance by Anne Thompson

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  • So poll, if a chick comes up to you and says, "You, you're human, you're normal, date me" Do you go with her? Thumbs up for yes, down for no.

  • team potter

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  • Harry Potter FTW!!!

  • I can only imagine how long that jingle of yours took to write. When people make twilight parodies, they oughta check this video out first before they bother to make one that fails in comparison.

  • LMAO

    you-your normal, your human, DATE ME.

  • ending was the best part lol

  • @Maiyaella1324 i mean i'm not a fan of twilight.i'm not team edward or team jacob.i like luke's work so i'm team luke.

  • @arstenebris what do u mean team luke

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  • Well. Dang. Better then FRIGGEN TILIGHT!

  • It was on his left side not his right just ours ... DUH

  • haha i love the end

  • Me..... POTTER! Lol

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