Twilight - 5 Years Later

Even extra sexy vampires can't be extra sexy all the time. This is the scene they left out of Twilight the movie. See more in... TWILIGHT: Breaking Up

Starring Kristen Carney & Jacob Fleisher
Directed & Edited by Jenessa Joffe
Written by Jacob Fleisher
Sound & Lighting by Jason Bounds

www.jacobfleisher.com

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• twilight
• vampire
• vampires
• movie
• parody
• sexy
• dracula
• bite
• new
• moon
• true
• blood
• suck
• fangs
• relationship
• goth
• menstruate
• period
• oral
• sex
• tank
• top
• tanktop
• topless
• comedy
• funny
• sketch
• skit
• creepy

[xxzarexx]

this is sick.

[jakefleisher]

Yeah, I just think it's funny that everybody makes vampires out to be so sexy but, if you really think about it, they're kind of gross. Thanks for watching the vid.

[krazybadger78]

haha!

[jakefleisher]

Glad you liked it. Thanks for watching and thanks for posting.

[neri65]

hahahaha man i love your videos.. u should write for madtv or something ;D

[BillyJoe354]

haahahhahahahahahaha

[gothicaPrincess1]

lol

[LunaManor]

dude I didn't know that. huh. ooooh anne rice.

[LunaManor]

its so funny though XD

[corpsechild]

What that guy says is inaccurate. Anne Rice didn't leave the menstrual blood thing out of her books, it was actually in The Vampire Lestat (IIRC), he does the same thing to some televangelist chick. I haven't read the books in nearly ten years so I don't remember how it all went exactly, but I know she included that at least ;P Otherwise, funny video

[SpiceWhale]

You have one twisted mind for thinking up this shit........ pervert

[Catheliah]

it wasn't meant to

[Catheliah]

dude it says '' spoof "

[Catheliah]

Best Twilight spoof EVAR!!!!!  XD LOOOL

[BrutalScream669]

hahahahaha.