Top 10 Funniest Quotes -- The Amazing Race 3

These are the Top 10 Funniest TAR3 quotes IN MY OPINION!! If you disagree, please keep your opinions to yourselves.

I'm finally done with TAR3, which was definitely not fun because of all the corrupted files and lots of other jazz...but now I can move on to TAR4!

Transcripts, in case you can't understand:

10. Ken: All of a sudden Gerard goes "ABORT! ABORT!" Like we're some space shuttle or something!
9. Ian: C'mon! Hump, baby, hump!...Ken: What was he yelling at her coming up the hill?...Gerard: He was "supporting" her. "C'mon, Teri! Hump it! Hump it!"...Ken: "Hump it"...like she's a camel!
8. Gerard: [The twins] were like "Oh my god! The fat bald guys beat us!
7. Talicia: We numbah ten! We numbah ten! We numbah ten, baby! That's ONE OH!!!
6. Gerard: Ken, I lova ya! And if you don't do this, I'm gonna break your ass!
5. Ken: Can you put your feet down [in the bobsled]?...Gerard: It's not a Flintstone-mobile!
4. *Shot of mangled tire and burned and damaged rim* Ken: I think it's safe for one or two more kilometers!
3. Tramel: We gotta go to Chakka- Chakka khan? Chankhanab...Chankhanab...Why can't nothin' ever be called "Detroit"?!
2. Ian: What flag is that? That's Malaysia, yes?...Swiss: Malaysia! You are on the wrong continent!
1. Zach: Look, 3 + 2 + 1 is 5.

ENJOY!!

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[hoteliwinshowcases]

Why does almost every quote have Ken & Gerard and Tramel & Talicia? :P

[GigaBowserNS]

@hoteliwinshowcases Because they're hilarious

[hoteliwinshowcases]

And where's the "Kaphut" phrase?

[alahna777]

great job :DD awesome quotes