Kick the Cat in the Bum Mum

This is a few words out of the mind of my jack Russel terrier set to the great Rolf Harris's tune "Tie me Kangaroo down"

Kick the cat in the bum mum
kick the cat in the bum
Don't let him in he'll spoil all my fun
just kick the cat in the bum

And I'll keep the magpies away mum
I'll keep the magpies away
In your garden they're stea;'n all ya sun mun
I'll keep the magpies away

Tell the postman beware clare
Tell the postman beware
I wont rest til i eat all his pubid hair
Tell the postman beware.

Let me sleep on the couch dad
let me sleep on the couch
Ahh dont be a cranky old grouch dad
Just let me s;eep on the couch

Repeat 1

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[raph688]

This is the last message people will get from me...If someday you see on the Tv that a guy kill himself with a Monopoly board...Just think that it will be me :( If someone ask you why did i do this...Just show him this song...im pretty sure he will understand...Mom, Dad...and everyone...I love you. And for sister...i will always hate you...Good bye. (Please notice that this comment is a joke(But i really hate my sister :D))

[coomadoug]

@raph688

Ohh dear i thoughtyou were a maniac for a minute and i called tripple 0

Tell them it was a mistake when they come

[TinkGerman]

LOL...gosh this is funny

BIG APPLAUSE!!!!!

[coomadoug]

Tell me how things are with you now days in a message

[OffTheRecord2008]

Very smart and funny. Great song. I'll try it with my old dog, but I am dubious as to whether or not it will work! Thanks for posting.

[coomadoug]

Vegemite will do it but its hard to find.

[cheekyleopard]

Love it, makes me laugh everytime lol.

:---P

[kottyballinas]

i love you my friend

i love nature an animals

i love all

kotty ballinas

[mytra100]

VERY GOOD!!!!!

[april042064]

iit sound amazing and cool voice, have a heart form the animals nice to see them.

[raph688]

@coomadoug Kk no prob ;)

But i still wonder how some1 would kill himself with a Monopoly Board :P

[sabiame]

hello Doug

good video, is your dog really?

I like this because I have a dog and protect all animals

thank you doug

baya

[sherrywine1941]

Good one Doug..LOL (5*) Sherry

[Maysey1]

Well written mate and still love hearing this again, thanks for sending around. My little miniature pincher Spike sleeps where ever he wants and will take on just about any critter that tries to invade his territory, I need to write a song about spike. Good stuff mate and nice pure sound. Be good Doug and wishing you nothing but the best in 2010. Mark and Noy