Beaver

Just got back from some business travel action. I had an appointment with a supplier up in the northwest, deep in big trees country. Fresh air! Lots of trees! If you look behind a tree, you know what you'd see? More trees!

My nightmare began with a bad left turn that took me up a logging road. I didn't panic, until I got the flat. Then it was Hansel and Gretel time. Seriously, those trees are freaking GIANT and I kept hearing strange gibbering sounds coming from the underbrush.

That's when things got weird. I was down on the ground, changing the flat, then BONK!....LIGHTS OUT.

I woke up in a very musky, cramped place. Fortunately, I still had my smartphone so I was able to update my spreadsheet and get it out to the guys. Good thing, because it was a good six hours before I got out of there. Stinking of birch.

Beavers! Who knew?

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