Vote Republican Because Jesus Hates Democrats
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@jrhd00d84 Wait you mean giving away billions of dollars to the most profitable industry to ever exist tax payer hand outs while simultaneously cutting heating oil assistance for the poor due to budget restraints is not a christian value? Course you can vote for the other guy though policy never changes, just the tool at the podium reading his lines. Voting is only meant to give u the appearance of choice ur elites know the bewildered herd cant be trusted to make decisions
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@SkateHardBailHard Jesus was a fictional character, not a real life person so basically who cares. Would you like to dissect luke skywalkers political leans as well? The "son" of god refereed to the sun, as the ancients knew it brought life and hence they worshiped the "sun god"
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@MrTabby5000 Not so full as it was, the US pulled back a decent size of it's physical presence in the country. They left a very lovely fortress behind though, just a touch smaller then Vatican city.
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@AntiYouist it would! think about it, homosexual marriage is the cause of aids, (death) can't reproduce, (lower population). if everyone thought gay was ok we would not be here today, males don't go with males, males are meant to go with females, how God made us!
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Jesus was a Socialist, not a Capitalist.
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The least we could do!
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@robinhoodOO7 He sure was! that Jesus, what a guy, If he were alive today I'd buy him a glass of water...I mean after all he can turn it into wine...much cheaper that way!
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Also said things like the rich will never enter the kingdom of heaven (like a camel through the eye of a needle); give unto Ceasar what is Ceasars; said Love your neighbor and promoted peace; hung out with prostitutes and the poor; healed the sick; shared food with the poor and starving; went to jail multiple times for his values; etc., etc., etc.
Jesus was the first liberal.....
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@dancthegr A long haired, bushy bearded guy who rarely, if ever, took a shower...wore sandals all the time, walked on water and preached "love" and "peace".....sounds like a liberal hippie to me. Oh and he invented Communism.
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@OrganNLou More accurately they are AFRAID of everythingthing. These are the people who think gay marriage will result in the fall of society.
Jesus is actually liberal
by the way i am not playing the devil's advocate
dancthegr 1 year ago 14
We all know that Conservatives have a huge fear center in their brains...of course they make decisions like Special Ed kids.
MageIanBorthwick 1 year ago 4