Billy Connolly: Short Haired police cadet.

A drunk Billy Connolly singing "short haired police cadet"




*Ok. So he's not drunk. Happy now?

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Billy
• Connolly
• short
• haired
• police
• cadet

[seanjosephhayes]

no offence man but he doesnt sound pissed to me. to be honest i'd love to see who could sing like that and remember all the words when pissed :P

[dragonredx]

Now I come to think of it, he does have a drunk style of comedy telling. Like Alen Davies.

[MINIUSMAXIMUS]

IVE GOT THIS ON CD

[dragonredx]

I know. Your the one who gave it to me.

[highhippy222]

he's not pissed he's scottish we all sound like that

[jammybizzle666]

he's not drunk

he's from glasgow.

[seanjosephhayes]

@83Vires not a surprise to me at all XD

[83Vires]

@seanjosephhayes

Billy Connolly has been clean and sober for over 25 years now ;)

[flystix]

a drunk style of comedy telling? You mean Scottish?

[TheLexyboy]

@Akito420

Verse 2

I'll be your short arsed Shuggie fae Shettleston, i'll be yer mini Don Juan,

We'll dae the Hokey Kokey and the Charleston,

and oan the building site i'll even boil yer can,

We'll play at tiddely winks, ludo and monopoly,

and if ye shows yer bum, i'll even let ye win,

i'll be yer short arsed Shuggie fae Shettleston,

ye'll be my corporation clippie fae Govan !!!!!

Cant believe i remembered that first time rofl

[TheLexyboy]

@Akito420

VERSE 1

i'll be your short haired police cadet fae Maryhill,

and i'll catch ye, nae matter whit ye dae,

if i see ye smokin hashish up a close,

or if ye mug yer granny, you wont get away,

and if i see ye winchin' in a dunny ma boy, ye can be sure i'll take doon everything ye say!

coz im yer short haired police cadet fae Maryhill and i'll catch ye nae matter whit ye dae!

[whirlyfan]

hahahaha!

[seeriktus]

does it even matter if he were drunk?

[notoriousss247]

LYRICSSSSSSSSSSSSS PLSSSSSSSSSSSS

[paintballwizard239]

@jammybizzle666 I don't know, this sounds like it's from his younger years, he was quite a drunkard back then.

[slatibaadfast]

billy doesn't drink, boyo.