Hotel Prank Call

Front Office: Thank you for calling the front office. How may I help you?

Mr. Roberts: You're very welcome, I please need to make a reservation and put in an order for a hotel room reservation.

Front Office: Shir, may I please connect you to the reservation department?

Mr. Roberts: Thanks so much man I appreciate it.

Front Office: My pleasure. One second

Mr. Roberts: Thanks

Operator: Thank you for calling Faremont Hotels and
Resorts. A reservation sales agent will be with you momentarily. (Repeats in Spanish)

Jo-Anne: Thank you for calling Faremont Hotels and Resorts. My name is Jo-Anne. May I have your name please?

Mr. Roberts: Yes Jo-Anne, my name is Chaz Roberts.

Jo-Anne: And how may I assist you today Mr. Roberts?

Mr. Roberts: I need to place an order and reserve one of your finest suites for a hotel room.

Jo-Anne: Okay, and which property?

Mr. Roberts: Which property? One of your hotels!

Jo-Anne: Yes, in which city. You've reached Global Reservations and we have properties all over the world.

Mr. Roberts: Oh, San Francisco, California please.

Jo-Anne: Oh, perfect. Okay, for what arrival date?

Mr. Roberts: Uh, January 26th.

Jo-Anne: And staying how many nights?

Mr. Roberts: Of two thousand and twelve, by the way.

Jo-Anne: Okay. And staying how many nights?

Mr. Roberts: 32 nights.

Jo-Anne: Okay

Mr. Roberts: I believe that would be, uh, February 20, 28th or something.

Jo-Anne: Uh, 32 nights would end February 27th.

Mr. Roberts: Oh, okay, my calendar was making me mad.

Jo-Anne: Okay, for how many adults and children Mr.
Roberts?

Mr. Roberts: Two large black men. And our children. Two girls

Jo-Anne: And their ages?

Mr. Roberts: Thirteen and one.

Jo-Anne: And, uh, have you stayed in San Francisco before?

Mr. Roberts: I've never stayed in San Francisco before because that city's gay!

Jo-Anne: Okay, I can tell you all about the property. It's a four diamond property that is located right on Nob Hill. Has a luxury spa inside. (Mr. Roberts begins to moan, making Jo-Anne slightly inaudible.) You were looking for a suite, I believe, Mr. Roberts.

Mr. Roberts: Yes ma'am I was.

Jo-Anne: Okay, so any particular type of suite?

Mr. Roberts: One with a large bathtub.

Jo-Anne: Okay, let's see what I can find for you. Just a
moment.

Mr. Roberts: Thank you so much. (Mr. Roberts begins to moan again.)


Various dialogue begins between me and "Mr. Roberts"


Jo-Anne: Thank you holding Mr. Roberts. I have my supervisor on the line and she will assist you from here.

Mr. Roberts: Thank you so much, yes.

Supervisor: Hi, Mr. Roberts, how can I help you?

Mr. Roberts: Hi, yes, I need to, I, I've already made a reservation I believe.

Supervisor: (Stutters) Was it her that made the reservation for you? Did she give you a confirmation number?

Mr. Roberts: No she was, she transport-teleported me to you. I just need your help further confirming.

Supervisor: Okay, so what are we looking at?

Mr. Roberts: A hotel room.

Supervisor: She, she didn't give me any of the information. Yeah, so, you said San Francisco for what dates?

Mr. Roberts: Uh, it's starting in 2012, on January, 26th. And staying 32 nights.

Supervisor: Okay, unfortunately our system doesn't go out that far away for availability and dates. The rates aren't built in the system yet, so what I can do is send.....(Mr. Roberts interrupts making the Supervisor inaudible)

Mr. Roberts: How old are you? (Supervisor finishes speaking)

Mr. Roberts: Um, um, do you allow pets at your resorts.

Supervisor: (Stutters) Well unfortunately I don't have the rates for those dates so....

Mr. Roberts: I don't care about the rates for those dates. If I was, if I was gonna walk in your hotel, right now, with a pet, would I get kicked out?

Supervisor: No, uh, animals are permitted in the hotels.

Mr. Roberts: Really, how many animals am I allowed to have at one time, including myself, Grrrrrrrow! How many animals?

Supervisor: Let me just put a trace on the call so I make sure I get your number because I find that this isn't really appropriate language.

Mr. Roberts: I need to know how many animals you're allowed to have, ma'am.

Supervisor: You're allowed one pet per room, sir.

Mr. Roberts: What about thirteen cats for my children to pet? I like cats. I like kittens. Do you like kittens ma'am? You sound like an old hag.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• hotel
• prank
• call
• speech
• funny
• talk

[321beth321]

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[sball95]

This is hillarious!

[Lusineks1]

This was the funniest thing i have ever heard in my entire life LOL!!!

[UnitedStatesQueen]

This is seriousley the BEST prank call I have ever heard. This was EPIC. 5/5. 

[GetPwned95]

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[PopPopOnline]

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[MrTCate23]

hahaha