THE BALLAD OF SANDRA BULLOCK (Hell Has No Fury)

SHE THREW HIS STUFF OUT THE WINDOW AND WATCHED IT CRASH INTO THE STREET SHE SPENT A FORTUNE ON HIS CREDIT CARD AND THEN SHE SENT HIM THE RECEIPT SHE TOOK A KNIFE TO HIS CD COLLECTION AND SNAPPED HIS VINYL IN TWO SHE LEFT A NOTE SAYING ALL MEN ARE BASTARDS RIGHT NOW THE BIGGEST ONE IS YOU

AND ALL THE LOVE SHE FELT FOR HIM IS DEAD SOMEONES BEEN SLEEPING IN HER BED SHE SAID I JUST CANT GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD SOMEONES BEEN SLEEPING IN HER BED

SHE TOOK THE RING OFF HER FINGER AND THEN SHE WASHED IT DOWN THE SINK SHE CUT THE HEADS OFF OF THEIR WEDDING PHOTOS AND DIDNT EVEN STOP TO THINK SHE SMEARED SOMETHING ON THE LIVING ROOM CARPET THE SMELL IT WONT GO AWAY SHE HAD THE NERVE TO PHONE BOTH OF HIS PARENTS AND TELL THEM THEIR SON IS GAY

AND ALL THE LOVE SHE FELT FOR HIM IS DEAD SOMEONES BEEN SLEEPING IN HER BED SHE SAID I JUST CANT GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD SOMEONES BEEN SLEEPING IN HER BED

AND YOU CANT EVER SAY HE AINT EVER BEEN WARNED HELL HAS NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED

SHE DISAPPEARED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH AND NOW SHE WONT RETURN HIS CALLS SHE TOOK A GREAT BIG BLACK PERMANENT MARKER AND WROTE I HATE YOU ON THE WALLS SHE HIRED A MAN WITH A JCB DIGGER WHO THEN DUG UP HALF HIS LAWN SHE CUT THE SLEEVES OUT OF HIS ARMANI SUITS THAT HES HARDLY EVER WORN

Category:

Music

Tags:

• sandra bullock
• Jesse James
• Michelle Bombshell McGee
• Betty White
• Speed
• Proposal
• Oscar winner
• The Blind Side
• Crash
• Infamous
• Hope Floats
• While You Were Sleeping
• Miss Congeniality
• Two Weeks Notice

[Gypsienyx]

Good going boys. I love it! I do hope it gets published...

[barringtonm]

Another gem Mr Black. Well done. keep 'em coming.

[pomsarethebest]

@magslayton... i think it is perfect the way it is..have you listened to the other amazing peices from this guy... cos you should , they are pure genius... x its all about the words and the sentiment.x

[pomsarethebest]

brillaint ...you say it how it is johnny... love ya.. merry christmas to you and yours.. xxxxx

[magslayton]

Needs a violin