Final Fantasy VII: Whoose Your Daddy?

Due to the rising number of teen pregnancies, Square-Enix has decided to perform a community service by releasing their 5th game of the FFVII compilation; Final Fantasy VII: Whoose Your Daddy? This is a preview of this up-and-coming game.

In the game, you play as either Sephiroth/Angeal/Genesis/Zack worming your way out of various paternal things like; are you the father? Where's my child support? Sephy Jr need his diaper changed, get to it! And meet brand new enemies, like Chang Tseng, Head of Shin-Ra Social Welfare and Maury Povich himself!

Anyt feedback welcome, but constructive critique is most welcome. Hope you enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: The song 'Billie Jean' is property of Michael Jackson. The 'Crisis Core' trailer is property of Square-Enix. I am simply borrowing these two pieces of work for my own non-profit fun, so please don't sue me.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• final
• fantasy
• sephiroth
• angeal
• genesis
• zack
• cloud
• aeris
• crisis
• core
• billie
• jean
• tseng
• parody

[darkmoogle77]

I myself think that Angeal is actually Clouds father. You know, maybe Angeal got Clouds mom knocked up when he was like, 18 or something.

Im betting that Angeal ran off from his new responsibility as a father to the still unborn Cloud. This would have happened before he joined SOLDIER, and became such a tool...

[funkless]

Ok, well I actually haven't played CC so I dunno what Angeal is like. Hmmm... it is strange that we never find out the father of the Cloud as opposed to Sephiroth or Zack, or the other big names in FF7. But to be honest, I never really worried about Cloud's daddy much.

[AlienSanfox]

Hey, good video ^^ Like it!

[funkless]

Thanks :) Glad you like it.

[wfriend]

I dont like it...

[funkless]

That's fine.

[SweetUniverse]

U know what I like? Aeris's boyfriends always come at her through the roof. If no one ever tripped & fell thru the roof of that church, she'd never have a bf

[XxHeartagramHeavenxX]

@darkmoogle77 I think President Shinra was his dad...for some reason...

[xXxStrifeMexXx]

where is the clip from at 0.33, im sure that the opening to crisis core doesnt show that much of zack's face?

[cheetar]

Hm, my theory is quite similar, I actually do believe Angeal could be Cloud's father. That be interesting, makes you wondering if the timeing in both contients in ff7 are different, one continent moves in a faster time then the other, I like to see Zack's face if its was to be true.

[magicmo10]

erm angeal is 25 in crisis core and cloud is 16 in crisis core so unless angeal was a stud at 8 or 9 its impossible XD

[zeldabrawl123]

what version of crisis core is this?

[seamenx123]

"And meet brand new enemies, like Chang Tseng, Head of Shin-Ra Social Welfare and Maury Povich himself!" (from the description), I bursted out laughing omg...that's freaking perfect :p lmfao!!

[UndeniableMystique]

I always thought Marlene looked like Aeris... the hair, the way she speaks, her personality, and most of all the connection to Aeris.

[ThexStrangestxAngel]

If Angeal was Clouds father, then man there isn't much of an age distance XD I really doubt it.

[MysticHedwig]

I think it's because this is the trailer for the game. For the actual game, they probably changed it a little bit.