Carroll County Boys

Lyrics:
I know a place
Thats underfunded/poorly heated
Warm, straight to cold
Like mother natures on her period
Sippin' monster drink
Laying somewhere in a wheat field (That's gay)
The girls love us guys
If we started drinking in our preschool years (Bitches)

I could show you the world
And everywhere you go would be less boring than here
If you party with us
We'll be done at nine

Carroll County boys, we are ignorable
Emos, hipsters, nerds, and jocks
Windbern make you sore,
We'll get some icy hot
Carroll County boys, we are deniable
Fresh fine produce is all that we've got
East coast represent
Now put your hands up

Sex on the beach
No thanks I think we'll stick with pure whiskey (Cheap dates)
With luck in our trucks
We'll shoot the biggest deer we've ever seen (Rednecks)

You can travel the world
But nothing will roar as much as our manure
Once you party with us
You'll need a cold shower

Carroll County boys
we're pretty joyful
Catholics, Lutherans, Baptists, and Jews
Small towns, farmlands start to blend together
Carroll County boys
We aren't reliable
Workers tans are tell tale signs
Small town represent, now put your hands up

Overweight fat and heavy
looks like you fit in already
Brown paper packages tied up with string
These are a few of my favorite things
Go to Orange Julius, order some yums
Lick off the icing and squeeze some buns (Yummy)
You don't think our county is legit?
We've a Walmart and Target
Take that society
Hey Obama
Yes?
You suck. I just wanted to say that.
Now I need to get back to representing Carroll County

(End of the song is simply a repeat of the previous chorus. Good day!)

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[AyseFromFrance]

@PaulDavisGriffin Please when you do a song write the lyrics too in the description. Because I'm french and when you don't talk very good english i'ts easier to understand with the lyrics. Thank's

[PaulDavisGriffin]

@AyseFromFrance Putting them in now bud, thanks for the feedback. Hope this helps!

[catastrophe137]

Well, this finally explains why there were a bunch of weird guys dancing around in front of my Mystery Machine a few months ago...

[nightlight301]

What about us Carroll county girls? Haha, Go Westminster!

[GiantSlayer276]

@pocketofblue I thought this was Carroll County VA (where I live) at first but I think its in MD. Fits my town just right though lol

[Sy7dnieTheKewlOne]

Is there any possible way to download this song onto my iPod? <xD

[pocketofblue]

This. Is. Fantastic. Haha, I'm from Mount Airy... so ridiculously accurate! Where in Carroll County are you?

[tipofmytongue1024]

And here I thought we Carroll County residents couldn't get any more crazy.***

[swasusan]

made me smile!

[debjoy12]

and here I thought us Carroll County-ians could get no crazier... :D

[TheNightmoose]

lol how have I not seen this until now? Around here in Eldersburg/Sykesville there's a ton of Methodist churches, so I'm surprised they didn't get a shout out! Maybe not so many around Westminster? That's where I'm assuming this was filmed

[tobirulz17]

Might as well just be Maryland boys. Baltimore's a hellhole except the harbor, Ocean City is the worst kind of tourist trap, and then the rest of it is in this video

[XAllirahX]

I love this!

[XAllirahX]

HAHAHAH, You never fail to amuse me Paul :)