Darwin's Theory of Evolution - Evolve or Die (Bitch)

Darwin's Theory came to my mind while solving my rube cube...

- Hey you guys, i got to tell you a story... yesterday, when i was solving my rubik's cube... i thought...

- wait a minute, Darwin made the theory of evolution... survival by natural selection... in other words: EVOLVE OR DIE BITCH!

- see what i mean? you know what i'm sayin'?

- but what if... there was gonna be a HUGE ice age on the earth..? Darwin would say that... the smallest would die and the biggest would die because... the majority are medium and... they would survive. because that's how it goes. but if there was an ice age it wouldn't be 'survival of the fittest' anymore but 'SURVIVAL OF THE FATTEST!'

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[G00n3r4Life]

I dnt understand the survival of the fittest because if that were true wouldnt we all remain bacteria? As bacteria can survive all conditions, whether extremely, hot/ cold, acidic conditions severe radioactivty, explosions implosions you name it bacteria will survive. So why havent we stayed in that form?

[Alesalad]

@G00n3r4Life makes sense what you are saying, but we evolved from that form and obvs we are move vunerable but we have alot more influence on the world now. in fact we are the only species that can infulence the world because of our brain and our technology. if an iceage were to strike we would all die and only the simplest formsof life would probably survive... this vid is a joke anyway :P don't take it so seriously ;P

[ipodtouch1222]

which is the survival of people like Elias and Iman

[Alesalad]

ye that came to me after i made the video.

SURVIVAL OF THE IMAN!

[ItsA6StringThing]

Iman survival vid.

Instructional video.

[smio2]

twat

[Sheotdip]

Nice ale =]

[Alesalad2]

bwahahaha