Draining the Lizard on a Dead Gay Wizard

We stir up some mischief at Hogwarts while singing an ode to Dumbledore. Animated by Andrew Kepple.

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Lyrics:

Dumbledore died a pretty long while ago
But his followers mourn to this day
A tragic event, we wish that he didn't go
Then we later found out that he was gay
Well I was dicking around outside the castle grounds
And I found the beloved man's grave
So to pay my respects I set some flowers out
And I water them in my own special way

I'm draining the lizard on a dead gay wizard
There's a slight chance of rain for our headmaster today
I'm leaking the Schwartz upon the master of Hogwarts
And I'm pissing on Dumbledore's grave

Dumbledore's memory will be in our dreams
Well, we always knew that he was Number One
And though I'm washing those memories away in a stream
There are many good things that he's done
If your day was a drought he'd always help you out
With a golden shine from within
He would come to your side at each catastro-pee
So you're safe from the danger urine

I'm draining the lizard on a dead gay wizard
The chamber of secrets sprung a small leak today
I'm making an ocean with a magical potion
And I'm pissing on Dumbledore's grave

This act I'm committing seems so perfect and fitting
And it feels so good to pour these feelings out
As he sits and decays I'm feeling pretty okay
Besides a shower's one thing he's gone too long without

From the land of the free to France where they say "oui, oui"
They say I'm doing something awful and wrong
But though a great flood of pee-ple might be pissed off at me
At least they're not getting pissed on

I'm draining the lizard on a dead gay wizard
I'm speaking in Parseltongue to whip out the snake
I'm whizzing the wand to make a magical pond
And I'm pissing on Dumbledore's grave

I'm draining the lizard on a dead gay wizard
I can hear Rowling bawling but I still won't behave
I'm baptizing the phoenix using my full petrenis
And I'm pissing on Dumbledore's grave

Everybody!

I'm draining the lizard on a dead gay wizard
It's the first wand unleashed on him since his dying day
Though I'm merely a Muggle, I can summon a puddle

And incase you were pee-occupied and didn't hear me...
I'm pissing on Dumbledore's grave

Category:

Comedy

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[Dleifrag100]

Is this song made for Harry Potter haiters? Anyway, good animation, but I don't know what else to say other than it seperaits me further from enjoing the Harry potter series.

[NuclearBubbleWrap]

@Dleifrag100 Not really made for them, although they'd probably enjoy it. We actually like Harry Potter. Just thought the idea of defiling the grave of the most beloved character in the series was funny. =P

[gummbee89]

there are a bunch of hidden things. like the newspaper having LOL on it. Hermione having Dumbledore pics in her room. The horror look of the trees when the first guy pees

[NuclearBubbleWrap]

Also, look for the subliminal message and what notes are being played on the keyboard. There's enough stuff to warrant going frame by frame. :)

[teshara]

This really is genius.

The song is funny in itself, but I didn't really expect the animation to be this this good!

The little details are hilarious!

[JABarnes18]

why on earth does this only have 12,000 views?!?!

[DengellegneD]

Too funny! I never did like Dumbledore... Rumbleroar FTW!

[SydneyGriffithBieber]

So, so, so funny! I love it! And when you played your Teenagers parody during the credits...! So good!

[AnnaSoc5]

Gerard and Frank -333 I love that part.

[link4585]

Did anyone notice that each of the musicians have neck tie of each of the houses? Slytherin,Ravenclaw,Hufflepuff

[simoltan]

TEENAGERS

[ExcessiveSpareTime]

Holy cow...

You guys remind me of the folks I spent my first semester of production class with.

[sporkthepotato]

I have to ask. At 2:52, Is that Gandalf?

[sporkthepotato]

I watched this 3 days ago and its Still stuck in my head. Lol ii LOVE this song.

[RonnyLive19881]

Lol JK Rowling doing the greatest freak out ever should be it's own video, that was FUNNY!