Strength in Numbers: Jared Allen

jared allen is a beast and uses customizedworkoutplans (.com) So should you. Just check it out.

That's cold-blooded right there Morrison! I had no idea the mullet circuit was so competitive. Is there a prize at stake, or is it all for pride?

Yes burrhugh, the pride is the biggest factor for me in competetion. Depending on the city there's always a big ass trophy and a cash prize or a vehicle or some kind of cool shit. But it gets pretty chippy sometimes during the meets. I whack down a bottle of Jack Daniels before hand and pack a piece for protection because you can never tell what one of these yahoos will try when the judges aint looking. One piece of trash come at me with a straight razor once.

He talks a big game about mullets for a guy who has the common Kentucky Lampshade that can be seen everyday walking around at Walmart. I can tell just by looking at it that whatever products he uses lacks the proper levels of Ecklonia Radiata extract, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf juice,and Jojoba seed oil to grow a proper mullet like myself fit for competition with the big boys on the Championship Mullet Circuit. Like I said before J.A.'s shit is amateur hour.

Hilarious! I really have no idea if you are being serious or not, but it's brilliant either way

The ass wag his ear ~ ohhhh a really male ass

That was kinda funny:p

LOL!!! thatdefense for ya. i played defense when i was younger and i used to want to pull out my front caps and have a missing front two teeth smile like the old school dfudes did!!!!

"Damn he likes to party...with two R's..."

the best part of the whole video "yea i might cut it at some point when i DIE" LOL