HOWARD STERN SHOW - WHO DID ARTIE LANGE SLEEP WITH?

September 2008 From The Howard Stern Show "Guess who Artie Slept with". Artie wore his favorite t-shirt: Johnny G's Italian Restaurant
Hooper Avenue
Toms River NJ 08753
732-255-8900

NOW YOU CAN OWN YOUR OWN SHIRT!

www.EatJohnnyGs.com
GUESS WHO SLEPT WITH ARTIE




Howard welcomed three women to the studio and announced that the crew would have to guess which one Artie's slept with. Howard was taken with all of the contestants: Whoever it is, Artie's a lucky man.




Howard asked Denise #3 how long ago she'd slept with Artie, and she reported that she'd been with him a couple years ago when he was huge - and the sex was...great. Denise #1 claimed she'd met Artie at a party through a photographer friend, and Denise #2 said she met Artie at a low point, but he was a good part of it.




Howard asked Denise #2 what she meant by a low point, so she explained she met Artie in Cancun while she was in the midst of separating from her husband. Howard doubted Denise #2's story, as Artie's not known to like hot weather. Robin asked what Artie's favorite drink was. Denise #2 said tequila, Denise #3 said a gin and tonic, and Denise #1 couldn't recall. Howard and the crew continued to investigate and explore the girl's stories/accounts before making their decision.
AND THE WINNER IS...

Robin chose Denise #2, as her story about Artie making love to her in the ocean actually seemed believable. Fred also picked Denise #2 because she knew Artie loved to order room service after sex. Benjy thought #1's body language betrayed a previous encounter with Artie and Howard pointed at #2, citing her tactful responses, But the ocean [sex story] throws me off. The girls then did a little shuffle and number three stepped forward.




Artie told the crew he originally met the real Denise in Cancun sometime between his stint on MadTV and the filming of Dirty Work, but nothing happened at that time. A few years later, after The Norm Show was canceled, they dated for a few months. Artie then twisted the knife: he has introduced Denise to everyone in the room before...at one of Howard's New Years Eve parties. Artie then asked Denise if she would've continued the relationship if he had wanted to, and she said she knew the show, which he had just started doing, was too important to him to stand between his on-air freedom. Artie laughed that she was just letting him down nicely.

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[Dibrini]

I gotta hand it to Artie, he knows how to get hot broads!

[EatJohnnyGsDOTcom]

He is something else! He eats here at Johnny Gs all the time!

[jackhubbs54]

It looks like he eats there 24/7.

[EatJohnnyGsDOTcom]

lol

[BoxBREAKING]

Artie is the Man!

[jhman1]

Good stuff Johnny! Wish you could have stopped by when I was at the shop, I think you guys were really busy that day (or maybe you're busy all the time!)

[TomsRiverTV]

dead guys?

[paternagnstuser]

you like it when dead guys wear your shirts?