Tokay Gecko

I had to do some soffit work on my parents house and a male tokay gecko i let loose 13 years ago STILL lives on the house, i bought it full grown and let the mean little shit go to live a full life on his own terms cause hes a fuckin biter, im amazed hes still alive after all this time

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Tokay
• Gecko
• Old
• lizard
• soffit
• biter
• mean
• reptile

[misawbar]

@ welder .. i want to buy this gecko. is that possible ?

[welderhondadrew]

@misawbar you want to buy a tokay gecko or this particular one?

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

he's so cute i just wanna eat him.

[welderhondadrew]

@FatGuyWithAKatana hehe i know man,they look so cool and thats where they get ya, mother fuckers like a cat he puffs up all crazy like and hisses,his mouth is purple inside, hes livin the healthy florida swamp diet its working for him!

[StiThis1]

big ass lizard lol

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

@welderhondadrew yup, actually i'm in a funny place geographically speaking. i live close to the southeast corner of little road and SR52, the northwest corner is hudson, the southwest corner is port richey, the southeast corner is new port richey and the northeast corner is rural hudson. 4 cities, 1 intersection. i've been to tampa on occasion.

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

@welderhondadrew groovy, whereabouts in florida? i'm on the west ass coast of pasco county.