New SPN Song - "Vegan" (no spoilers)

This song is probably not directed at you. It is directed at the fans who, in the audience at a panel, will scream at the top of their lungs to (seriously, not jokingly) ask people they do not know (usually J2) to take their clothes off.

Apparently this is what I do now: take things that make me uncomfortable and attempt to turn them into comedic songs.

I'm aware and very sorry that the sound doesn't line up. It's an unfortunate thing my camera does. It's less apparent when the lyrics aren't so fast. Sorry about that. Just try not to look.

Oh- The exact medium shot that comes to mind is the one in (I think) Hell House where there's itching powder and boxers and absolutely no need to stay that wide for the entire scene.

LYRICS

"Vegan"

Sam and Dean are pretty cool
I could watch them for hours
Why's everyone staring?
Oh, Sam's out of the shower.

So many viewers are
Now fangirling and giggling
I'm the only one I know
Who'd rather be a sibling.

I blush and turn away
This is so distracting.
Please, please keep your shirts on
I like you for your acting.

You're very attractive
I will not deny
But this medium shot makes me
Want to cover both my eyes

I'll admit I liked Sam better
When he had shorter hair
But he shouldn't go back
His locks have grown with his cares

******
Dean likes to have fun
With girls, I get it
But he's fictional and out of reach
So please just quit it

Those of you who recognize
They aren't Sam and Dean
Congratulations you win,
But they're not pieces of meat

*******
Jared and Jensen
Will never hear this song
So I hope you'll take my lesson
And then pass it on and on

Stories need a plot
More than they need skin
They're actors not hunks of meat
Join Misha; be a vegan.

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