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Uploaded on Jan 28, 2011

So many people percieve themselves to be something they are not. None more so than many self described "Men" today. This is a poem which always inspired me and which I believe is undeniably accurate in its wisdom. Perhaps there is too much jingoism and too little active forming of young minds and hearts going on these days. When I grew up learning such as this was mandatory. Now I guess it will be ridiculed by those who cannot ever hope to match its ideals.. If

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or, being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on";

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch;
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run -
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son! -by Rudyard Kipling (1895)

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  • shelkhyassin

    what a dumb video, give us the reincarnation pair, that is a classic!

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  • GrassPossum

    Why, do you think re-incarnation is a rare or obscure subject do you? Of course a video with a classic and inspirational poem would be beyond your ability to get anything from, so what point spiritual philosophy I wonder? That would be a classic case of pearls before swine now wouldn't it? Oink oink eh?

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  • GrassPossum

    Oh look, we are being addressed by an invertebrate.

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  • bigcree

    There`s a lot to being a man. It`s being a role model, responsible, balanced, and fearless. Yet we must be gentle, kind, caring and very open to our ladies when they need us to. We enjoy the ride of being male, and there are many rewards in the process when we do it with a humble approach but without becoming a welcome mat at the same time.

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  • ctcole77

    3 QUESTIONS 911 TRUTHERS DON'T WANT YOU TO ASK THEM:

    Since the govt. committed 9/11, why arent truthers demanding the release of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed who is on trial for his life for a crime truthers claim he did not commit?

    If there was no flight 93, please explain how 95% of the plane debris was recovered?

    If there was no flight 77, please explain how 130+ witnesses reported seeing a plane?

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  • TheRhiannonwolf

    A Man is a lost art.

    Its no coincidence, either.

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  • tcplee md

    ingesting semen can really distort a person's perception of reality. i would recommend limiting your penis intake.

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  • proengelsrael

    Whoever you are, let it,

    your hate will eat you.

    Change your mind for the sake of yourself, because

    GOD bless my bro & ISRAEL !

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  • David Stanley

    great job

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  • bigcree

    Pretty underwhelming if I might add.

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