Stephen Lynch - Diary Entries

Stephen Lynch sings some diary entries on the opie and anthony show

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[DJWidget]

Dear diary,

Today was a sweet day

Felt the warmth of the bright sun's rays

I brush my teeth and I take a shower

'Cause soon I'll be at the VMAs

My best friend has been nominated

I know that she's the best

Holla back, diary

Kanye West

[tb8202]

what's the opposite of christopher reeves?

christopher walken

[Gmoney4527]

Dear diary,

Today was a bad day,

We just lost a playoff game,

I missed a chip-shot field goal,

Now I'm getting all of the blame,

I can't believe I missed wide left,

I nearly whiffed,

Goodnight Diary...

Billy Cundiff

[qw27]

Dear diary today was a fun day

I am a U.S. champion

Cracked some skulls and smashed some faces

I cant believe I finally won

Ill race home to show my family

Oh, wont they be in aw

Good by diary

Chris Benoit

[Sirthatguy]

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W2in1221

Hellen Keller.

[NeoTranshuman]

@pyromania2125 ಠ_ಠ

[pyromania2125]

Dear Diary,

today was a great day,

i bought myself a brand new car,

i just starred in a movie

now i think im going far

tomorrow im going drinking with buddies

and it will be lots of fun

goodnight diary,

ryan dunn

[Ascendancy666]

Dear Diary,

Today was a great day

i had some friends around the pool

Shared some drinks and had some good times

but now i feel like a fool

because i've accidently raped a young man

and now he's dead in the pool

First breach of the law, Love Barrymore.

[JerseyBoys918]

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Michael J. Fox

[JerseyBoys918]

Dear Diary, last night was awesome

Can't believe, that went down

Had a drink then some dinner

Didn't leave, with a frown

I know tomorrow it will be busy

Hope dinner is good

Driving home diary, love

Tiger Woods

[chapacoka]

@qw27 Not really, but eh that's just me. I prefer Stephen's and in the end they're all kind of like each other because they follow the same form.

[qw27]

@kurdtkobainrocks i like yours its more original. Stephen's is kinda like his Marvin Gaye one