Rap Battle (Lyrics in Description)

Jon and Chris get in a fight

LYRICS:

CHORUS
Rap battle you I wanna rap battle you
Rap battle you I wanna rap battle you
Rap battle you I wanna rap battle you
Rap battle you I wanna rap battle you
You suck man, you cant rap at all
No you suck man and your raps suck balls
Oh man thats I cant believe what you said
Were gonna rap battle un-til we go to bed

Yo, I challenge you to a rap battle!
Now yall listen up from New York to Seattle!
This rap battle here gonna be so flyyy
When I stick it to the man and stick my thumb in your eye!

I think that you should shut up. You have one nut
Even though were twins when I see you I want to throw up
You might call me whack but youre on your period
And I rap better than you so take it serious

Yo, I challenge you to a rap battle!
Now yall listen up from New York to Seattle!
This rap battle here gonna be so flyyy
When I stick it to the man and stick my thumb in your eye!

I rap battle all the time, sucka, why you afraid?
Im bout to toss you a lyrical hand grenade
*pause* YOURE A STUPID HEAD PANSY
YOURE AWKWARD LOOKING, AND YOU WALK LIKE A NANCY!

You wanna know something sucky? Its your car
My car uses premium; you use regulAR
Thats right, unleaded. You have a foot fetish
And we all know people who like feet are weird

CHORUS
Rap battle you I wanna rap battle you
Rap battle you I wanna rap battle you
Rap battle you I wanna rap battle you
Rap battle you I wanna rap battle you
You suck man, you cant rap at all
No you suck man and your raps suck balls
Oh man thats I cant believe what you said
Were gonna rap battle un-til we go to bed

You know something? You should clip your toenails
And shower more your hygiene is so fail
Its unreal how I keep dissin you
You gonna need a tissue by the time that were thru

I saw a girl yesterday, she was really fat
And then I thought, Yo I bet Jon would hit that!
Snort a bunch of coke then straight up do her!
Wake up naked, wallet robbed, in the bottom of the sewer!

You eat more food than a blue ass whale
Put you on lockdown more than a new ass jail
Chris is a name that rhymes with DISS
How does THAT make you feel?

Hey Jon, you so moronic you cant DRESS YOURSELF!
Walk around, blank stare and straight up MESS
YOURSELF!
Asking people to help clean your diaper
Itll take a few years to be your own ass-wiper!

CHORUS
Rap battle you I wanna rap battle you
Rap battle you I wanna rap battle you
Rap battle you I wanna rap battle you
Rap battle you I wanna rap battle you
You suck man, you cant rap at all
No you suck man and your raps suck balls
Oh man thats I cant believe what you said
Were gonna rap battle un-til we go to bed

You got your shht worked by Rosie O Donnell!
Got messed, so depressed, had to hit the bottle!
Shuffle round town like a sex offender
Then you and Michael Jackson lost virginity together!

Who what when where why and how
You got a headache. You need some tylenal
You get used so much Ill call you a tool
When you battle me you straight up act a fool

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT, WHAT
This battle frustrating like a papercut!
All the things you been sayin dont make no sense!
F**king up as much as you is a capital offense!

Your name is Chris; you wish it was Gary
I looked your name up on Urban Dictionary
I scrolled the page in what seemed like slo mo
Then I already knew Dude Chris is a homo

Whatever man, I wont sit here and take this
Stop insulting me yo, I interpret it as racist!
All youre trying to do is hurt my feelings
Well f**k you, I dont have any feelings!

You say you dont feel but I know you cry
At least I saw you do it on Thursday night
Ill leave it at this and then get it poppin
Thursday night I caught you sex toy shoppin.

CHORUS
Rap battle you I wanna rap battle you
Rap battle you I wanna rap battle you
Rap battle you I wanna rap battle you
Rap battle you I wanna rap battle you
You suck man, you cant rap at all
No you suck man and your raps suck balls
Oh man thats I cant believe what you said
Were gonna rap battle un-til we go to bed

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[xokalcalox3]

you guys are so. hott.

[kaylamonster09]

Wow . . U guys r so flippen Funny :)

[DanceingForeva]

@bluebannanafreak who ever said that white ppl cant rap? And what sucks about there videos?

[mrkdogninja]

@bluebannanafreak HAHHAHAH no...

[macledods]

E 40

[alwaystextback]

That was fucking awesome!

[S2daTandenA]

stop sayin rap battle so much

[bluebannanafreak]

here is a small rap- u look like a gay justin beiber oh thats right i think u caught his fever, i'm pretty sure i confused ur head, dont forget last night i fucked ur girl friend in bed. and i'm 14 and u just got dissed.

[bluebannanafreak]

u suck on all ur videos and dont forget u shouldnt rap ur white

[lollipopsrock345]

wheres the lyrics ?????

[becyboo25]

hottness. I LOVE this. kids in my grade sing this and i needed to find it.. guess what.. FOUND IT!

[aprilsam37]

i want this for my ipod xD