University of Phoenix Online spoof

There is a principal in our town who got her graduate degree from UoP. She's a total psycho, so it's hard to determine the quality of education she got. She was bragging to me that she could be a professor at her alma mater now...like that means something. I drew a dog I saw on the back of a matchbook once, sent it to a school...and now I'm Pablo Picasso!!!!!

Be careful because life may not hand you greatness the way you think its going to. But when you too find yourself unemployed, some UOP graduate will be somewhere with a job. People do the best they can in their circumstances, but sometimes on campus doesn't work for their schedule and life. Whats the point in belittling others and making your situation seem better.
Sincerely, someone with a Bachelors and Masters from on campus accredited great universities.

Want a degree?Don't want debt that comes with it? Don't want to sit in class for a few months? Well, try eBay!!! they have a grand sale on degrees you can buy at a fraction of the cost. They can provide you one from the college of your choice and they'll all be worthless just like a UoP one.

I can weaken your argument saying that not all HR divisions put UoP grads in the bottom. There are worse schools than UoP. No matter what school you attend, it takes discipline to get through college. By the way, don't tell me that I "lack discipline to begin with." I served in combat while you were probably at Disneyland dry humping Mickey's leg, so don't sit here and be a Lil Wayne wannabe smart ass putting other people down on this forum. You are a joke.

A lot of people who defend this "college" are obvious present victims or graduates who were lucky enough to get a decent job out of it. They all have one thing in common: how much in debt they all are in now, and that their school is being investigated.

and BINGO was his name-O!!!!!!