Crying Over Kim Jong-Il (Merry Christmas)

Monologue:
(Imitating Paul Bearer) "Ehh, oh my! Oh no! Oh Kim Jong-Il, the 'beloved dear leader' of North Korea...he died December 17, 2011! Oh my! People all over North Korea are crying and waling. I'm crying too! Ehh! Oh my! This is just not right! A 'great leader' like Kim Jong-Il dying December 17, 2011, just days before Christmas, it's not right! Oh my! What are we going to do? Oh no! This is so sad. It's so sad, ladies and gentlemen. It's not right. Kim Jong-Il was such a 'good man!' oh yes, Mr. Microphone, get the hell out of the way! This is a 'sad' situation. Oh Yes! Ehh! Please say it isn't so!
(Evil laugh!) BURN IN HELL, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!! BURN IN HELL! The world is a better place without you, Kim Jong-Il, you cock sucker! Ain't I a stinker? (Oh yes, oh my,) yes I am! Anyway, now that we got that crap out of the way, I would like to take this short and brief opportunity to wish everyone around the world, INCLUDING MUSLIMS, a very Merry Christmas! That's right, not happy holidays, a very Merry Christmas! As you can see here, I've got my generic Christmas Tree over here! No, it's not a holiday tree, a Christmas Tree, a generic Christmas Tree, to help me wish everyone around the world a very Merry Christmas...and celebrate the death of Kim Jong-Il, that piece of shit...that piece of trash DICTATOR!
And another thing...despite all of the secular progressive pigs, all the douche bag atheists, our good old American money (currency) still has those immortal words inscribed on the back of each and every note...IN GOD WE TRUST!!!! That's right! I think we can see it over here. Let's see if the camera catches it, yeah! In God We Trust; It's still there! It's still there!
I only wish I were a government worker because it would give me the opportunity to say the following...Ay, what the hell?! For the purposes of this video and this video only, let's make believe I'm a government worker so I can say the following:
"On behalf, that's right...on behalf of the government of the United States Of America, the federal government, the local govt., the state govt., whatever govt., on behalf of the govt. of the U.S.A., I would like to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas! That's right! On behalf of the govt., I wish you Merry Christmas!
Honestly folks, all those people in North Korea moaning, waling, groaning over a douche bag like Kim Jong-Il, it's laughable! Yeah, I know if they don't do it, they'll get their heads chopped off but it is laughable! It's laughable because they look like IDIOTS! Anyway, Merry Christmas, Mele Kelikimaka...hrrreay!"

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