John Madden Vs. Jaws:
John Madden passes the football to Jaws who explodes. The explosion is large it sends Jaws flying into the Empire State Building causing it to explode. A Japanese man in a shrimp costume announces to the world the news of this tragic event. We see two men react to this news. John Madden wins an award for killing Jaws. Meanwhile at a birthday, Arnold Schwarzenegger pops out of a cake and opens fire. He steals a truck and runs over a kid trying to get to John Madden in New York. In an epic showdown on a football field, Arnold saves John from a resurrected Jaws in a flurry of gunfire. They celebrate over dinner.
BEST THING EVER
hobs707 4 years ago 6
Still funny 2 years later. Hilarious shit man.
DannyTcat 2 years ago 4