Me And My Dick Act 2 Part 10

WARNING! DUE TO MATURE CONTENT, THIS VIDEO IS FOR BIG STARKIDS ONLY!

At last reunited with his Dick, Joey can finally return triumphantly to Sally. And when he's able to give her with every single part of his being, he discovers that true love can be nothing short of heaven on earth. It's a happy-ending like never before!

"Heaven on Earth" - Darren Criss

JOEY:
Even though I never thought I'd be
The one to say, "I love you," and agree
But here I am with every single part of me
Its so profound

JOEY & SALLY:

Even though I've felt it from the start
It's only now we're beating with one heart
I feel like
The sun is starting to shine
Cuz I know that I'm
Comin Around!!!

SALLY:
I feel like the sun is shinin
Like every song is rhyming

JOEY:
Everything is right on time
In perfect key

MISS COOTER:
Ever since my girl got Joey, we're ruling the world!
DICK: --I know he feels the same way,

All: and we feel so free

SALLY & JOEY:
OH OH OH
I am losin all control
Oh oh
Here we go!

Everything feels
Like a gospel song

CHORUS:
Ooooo Hallelujah
Ooooo Hallelujah!

Makin love
Makin love
Like heaven above
So good to be getting laid

Makin love
Sweet love
Can't get enough
Rejoice, now that love's been made

SALLY:
I'm so glad you were the one

ALL:
Shes so glad he was the one

JOEY:
Im in love with my best friend

ALL:
Hes in love wit his best friend

SALLY & JOEY:

I'm so sad that we are done,
But that don't mean we can't do it again

ALL:
Makin love
Makin love
Like heaven above
Ive wished and hoped and prayed

Makin love
Sweet love
Gentle or rough
Rejoice, now that love's been made

And everything feels
... Like gospel song

It's heaven on earth
When Joey gets laid
Heaven on Earth
When Joey gets laid
Its heaven on earth
When Joey gets laid
And it's heavenon earth!

ALL:
People say it's quite unlikely
The two of us should stick

HEARTS:
All I need is you--

KIDS:
It's me and my heart

ALL VAGINAS:
All I need is you--

SALLY:
It's me and Ms. Cooter

ALL DICKS:
All I need is you--

JOEY:
Its me and my-- dick

ALL:
Ahhh Ahhh (Hyo!) AHhhh!!!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• StarKid
• AVPM
• Little White Lie
• musical
• funny
• me and my dick
• Joey Richter
• Joe Walker
• sing
• dance
• AJ Holmes
• Jaime Lyn Beatty

[underllamas]

Anyone else thinking "OMG RON AND GINNY???!"

[Owlcity205]

So. A.J. Holmes. Anyone else wanna rip his clothes off? No? Just me?

[SallyWhiteley]

The Joys of my name actually being Sally...

[OtakuAfterHours]

Next time I'll rewatch AVPM I'll be stuck thinking. "Oh there is Dick!" When Voldy comes! x)

[willturnerismybf]

I don't know why but it cracks me up that Brian, Matt, and Nick did the costumes

[Nickeyheartsdogs]

This is soo fucking hilarious and gross all at once!!

[angrybirdfanatic12]

snape...is a dick...with no balls...

oooookaaaaayyyyy XD

[Katydid1357]

i am SOO jealous of Devin Lytle (aka miss cooter)!!! i <3 Joe!!!!

[Lindsqey]

Ohmygosh! Schlongbottom's got a girlfriend!

[FeelingCrossToday]

Torn between wanting Flopsy and The Old Snatch to have ended up together and being happy that Joe Moses got a little part there. But dhsjjskakjsj that ending was beautiful urgh.

[HaunaMyKiki]

@IMayBeFrumpy He played for the songs when he wasn't Heart. None of Heart's songs have piano parts in them.

[doctor91011]

Did anybody else hear that Umbridge slip out when Joe first sang?