thanxgiving rap

the most totally hardcore thanxgiving rhymes to ever be busted

oh god i should just stop talking now. here, if you can't understand what i'm saying:

so it's the fourth thursday of november
that means it's thanksgiving as i'm sure you remember
tonight we're gonna have ourselves some dinner
the meal's gonna be one hell of a winner
so are we eating fast food? not in the least
we're having a downright thanksgiving feast
you know this type of food's like totally bitchin'
so let's take a walk down on into the kitchen
what's in here? we'll take ourselves a look
why it's a nice big turkey that just got cooked
now before you get all "ew meat sucks" on my ass
this bird's local, free range, and was raised on grass [true]
now no thankgiving is ever complete
without some green bean casserole to eat
we got cranberry sauce up in here too
a jiggly fruity sweet tasting goo
i always say garlic's great in mashed potatoes
it's a philosophy that's better than plato's
ok so that rhyme sucked but don't cry
we'll make it all better with some pumpkin pie
it's a heck of a meal that we've created
no premade crap for us, we use cook's illustrated
now thanksgiving's not just about the food
you also gotta get in a thankful mood
take time to reflect; count your blessings
and have a bit more of that delicious dressing! [which looks gross due to poor lighting but actually was quite good]

happy thanxgivin yall

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[ShadesofAwesome]

Very, very hardcore indeed. PIMP!

:DDDDDDD

~shanmin

[dollylovemcdoodles]

haha, i love this. :D

[SeanduhmIsABeast]

you are pretty weird looking... i like the mole on ur neck 2... its pretty sexy