Awful Movies: Ninja Squad Part 2

Okay, I'll try and explain the "plot".

Contrary to what the title suggests, there's no "Ninja Squad": You'll never see more than two ninjas at a time. The movie itself looks like one of those cut-and-shut movies. You know, the sort that has scenes from two or more seemingly unrelated movies rolled into one. The story is about this guy named Billy, who is supposedly a ninja, yet we never see him dressed as such, nor does he use any ninja weapons or do any ninja stuff besides a little bit of karate; most of his fighting is done with guns. Billy gets tangled up with these mafia men, who are smuggling arms and drugs (the usual) and they start killing his friends, so he fights back.

Meanwhile, there's this evil ninja named Ivan the Red (shown in this clip) who is threatening to kill this ninja teacher's students (Billy is supposedly one of them) unless the teacher faces off with him. I don't know why he doesn't just face him and get it over with, but anyway, in this clip, Ivan battles one of the students.

Like the ninjas in many of Godfrey Ho's movies, the costumes are a joke. Note the headbands that say "Ninja"- presumably in case there was some confusion as to what these people were supposed to be.

It really makes no sense at all and as you can see, the acting is awful.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• ninja
• squad
• trash
• cinema
• comedy
• karate
• kungfu
• lame
• bad
• acting

[iamhelpless]

i hope i can make a movie this good someday

[chembro84]

Isn't it kind of funny how he just leaves the ninja laying in the middle of the park? Imagine a family walking up on that on their way to a picnic.

[DarthABBA]

I can't believe it...I have the EXACT same headband as the white ninja

[ChongLi99]

Funny, there is no blood in white ninja clothes besides the wound is not visible.

[Dreadedaries]

it was really important that he took his "ninja" headband off lol this way the guy really isnt a ninja anymore lol

[Dreadedaries]

@chembro84 i know this comment is 3 years old lol but it itches me to say that they had no business walkin in that park anyway xD , with ninjas training with swords n shit lolloll.

[slayer2961]

@Capt777harris Oh and i also found some of his film titles w w w(.)i m d b(.)c n/n a m e / nm0387301 remove the ( )

[slayer2961]

@Capt777harris I tought theese were American, But they can also be Chinese, reason being the producer is Godfried Ho, so Im not sure bro. Eighter way there is a full version of this movie, somwhere around here. I have it favoured in my 200 favs, I tought the name was ' 100% real ninja' or somthing, its a 30 min movie in total, but was split into 3 parts. Godfried Ho also made more of theese movies so good hunting to you Sir. :P

[punipunipunisher]

@chembro84 In the 1980s people were triping over dead ninjas every day.

[Capt777harris]

What country did this film come from?